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Man gets whole live dover sole stuck in his throat....
props to the paramedics, hope the guy heals up and has learnt not to do it again!
Blimey. That was a lucky es-Carp.
He’s the sole survivor
Bit of a Fluke accident really. It was a good job the crew were in a Turbot diesel ambulance.
That tale seems a bit fishy to me!
It was cold that night - luckily he had his Puffer jacket on!
Wrong plaice, wrong time it seems.
definitely a show off, I reckon he did it on porpoise
On what scale are they measuring this incident?
Did it happen in a multi-storey carp ark?
click bait
It cod have bream a lot worse
I wouldn't have known what to have done. I'd be floundering.
Fortunately the medic was a [i]dab[/i] hand at this sort of thingtheotherjonv - MemberI wouldn't have known what to have done. I'd be floundering.
What a sprat
They should conchfishscate his fishing rod.
His politics?
He's a 'kipper of course.
it's his caviar-lier attitude towards safety that I find so amazing. He had a throat and was determined to fillet , or so it breams
For Cod's hake, the man nearly died and you lot are making fish puns.
Different dory if it was your mate floundering about, unable to breathe.
you lot are making fish puns.
Struggling to think of one to be honest.
I'll [i]mull it[/i] over for a bit and [i]make a real[/i] effort.
make a real effort
Reel 🙄
I bet he thought he was a gonna as he felt his sole leave his body.
Brill! That story Charred me up, thanks.
ouch, if that s-crabs up it'll take dace to heal
They should have taken him to the hospital on a motorpike and sidecarp.
Trout.
Fish puns are the best puns
I know! Any fin is possible!
And the name of the forceps used - McGills forceps!
I don't believe a word of it, absolute codswallop
he was lucky not to need a sturgeon to operate.
Eel not do that again.
Brill. Just brill.
The emergency responder did well to ascertain that it was a blocked airway and not a poissoning.
I bet he scampi'd away with his tail between his legs after that one
He'll be dropping a few squid in the paramedic's Christmas drinkbtim I'll bet!
I thought it was Cod that moves in mysterious ways.
howsyourdad1 - Member
I know! Any fin is possible!
Gold.
🙂
Any relation of this bloke?
I thought I spiderfish in his throat
The best bit of this story was the female presenter on BBC Breakfast having a giggling fit and really struggling to stop 😀
What is it with fish pins on the internet? When this finally runs out of steam please let minnow...
("Sole left his body" I have narrowly in the lead.)
Stop it please, you're giving me a haddock...
Kissing a fish though? Then again, everyone deserves someone to love.
I guess he was just fishing for a tench hun.
This story came through while I was on a first aid course, it was the ideal plaice to discuss it really, though it'd have been better if it'd come during hte CPR section rather than the omega 3 burns, I mean, superfishoil
You lot have no respect or compassion - I just hope he's OK.
If anyone knows him, poisson my regards please.
Some of these fish puns are just cod awful!
Some of you lot just need to reel it in, you're trawling the bottom now...
They must have wondered what was the manta with him. Any idea how his dog reacted, the porbeagle?
Now he's recovered he probably feels squids-in.
Must have sore throat mussels.