MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
please STW, you're my only* hope
... help me to buy a secret santa present for about £7.50
Sadly, "offensive" options really are off-limits (and it is a slightly pc environment generally) and I'm buggered if I'm buying a bottle of wine or box of chocs
(is for a mid-30s bloke who's fairly straight-laced FWIW and we have desky-type jobs)
*it's not like I'm going to bother my arse by thinking for myself, now, is it ??
How about a mug that says “you don’t have to be mad to work here...”.
Wooden phone stand.
Mini power bank.
Useful presents ftw
He sounds like me; I've wanted one of these for work for ages
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How about s candid photo of him in a £7.50 frame?
7 scratch cards and some sweets, trust me, it'll go down well
750 pennies.
One of those mugs...
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F232559063697
Just choose some crap in the price range off here-
https://m.iwantoneofthose.com/
Mankini
hmmmm, cheers
spent quite some time on IWOOT and amazon without much inspiration - I know, I know, it's the lack of thought that counts 😀
Life'd be so much easier if everybody rode bikes
Four pack and a copy or Razzle.
Jehovah Bible
Teenth
http://www.toxicfox.co.uk/book-black-cab-wisdom
First Google hit plus one click.... Secret Santa or any present shouldn't necessarily be white, but something that the recipient might get a little use or not it of....
An innertube?
Soap on a rope
Vietnamese coffee maker for £4.50 (Size 8cm).
He can see the coffee drip, drip, drip and it's environmental friendly coz I have one. Proper stainless steel.
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One of the lads at work got given a ‘fleshlight’. He was known as as a massive and desperate perv though. So much that one of the disabled toilets was known as ‘so and so’s **** palace.’
Where the **** can you get a teenth for £7.50 these days?
Crack pipe.
How about one of these wooden model kits?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Spitfire-QUAY-Woodcraft-Construction-Kit/dp/B001GCBF00
I just searched Fleshlight OMG
I just searched Fleshlight OMG
I should have said don’t search it. I was pretty naive in this area and still am, however, when I was told what that gift did - I was gobsmaked.