[Closed] I have Cellulitis 🙁 - extreme hypochondria content :o)

is it swelled up like a orange....... 😀

Can I have your camera?

You've cut your leg, and now you're going to die?

Melodramatic, even for you

I may die.

Correction: You [u]will[/u] die. Timing may vary.

barnes in a week or 2
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I had it after playing Rugby..

Had to spend 10 days in Hospital on a drip..

And it ****in hurt.

Lots.

and now you're going to die

one tries to look on the bright side :o) But bear with me, I'm so irredeemably healthy I have to milk every minor complaint to maximum effect or I feel left out 🙁

is it swelled up like a orange

do you mean a grey ? Actually the size of a grape so far...

You [u]will[/u] die

I find that quite comforting. It's [b]life[/b] that's hard :o) Eventually they let you off...

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so far I'm not willing to take a cross section of my leg to see if it conforms to that picture...

A guy I work with had an injury to his leg caused by falling of his moto cross bike, he fell into a muddy bog and it got infected.

At one point doctors wanted to remove his leg.

is he dead yet?

a fat guy at the place I used to work got this all time. we used to laugh at him. ha ha.

I always mock the afflicted too, but that's because it's not usually me 🙁

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yeah, if it gets really bad I might swell up to half the size of Tony before I croak :o)

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Barnes & Ton. Stop flirting and get a room FFS, this has been going on for months!

But do it quick before he swells up like an orange and dies.

it's a purely spiritual thing...

milt, i see him as a father figure now, rather than a sugar daddy.... 😯

Back to the OP. I got it in my arm after falling down some steps.

Get it checked out as it can turn nasty quickly.

I had cellulitis a few years ago, got whilst working. I had to go into a deeply unsanitary house and got bitten by some kind of bug, and my leg inflated like a ballon. Very sore for a couple of weeks. Then it went away and I had no more problems.

The girl I was working with was an ex nurse and told me that once you've had this you have it forever more in your system. Nice.

That'll learn you for wearing shorts.
And when did you get calfs?

I always mock the afflicted too, but that's because it's not usually me

STW quote of the week 😆

And when did you get calfs?

it was when you had teeth and could still spell :o)

just open the wound with a corkscrew and wash it out.

just open the wound with a corkscrew

it's just a scratch...

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