Cycling along the river bank in the early hours of the morning one day this week, I found these.
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Nobody about, no one answered when I shouted, so I rode on a bit and phoned the police to report it.
I gave the location to the controller, then got a phone call later in the day from the police asking for more detailed directions as they couldn't find the bikes where they thought I meant.
Not surprisingly, by the time I commuted the other way, they were gone.
Looks like his and hers,are you sure they were not having an "adult cuddle" in the bushes?
Cycling along the river bank in the early hours of the morning one day this week, I found these.
Sinister
Police were looking for a man with a sideways willy.
Nothing niche, not interested. 😛
Can't believe you bothered he old bill about something so trivial, next time ride on by
Yes fancy bothering the police that early in the morning dont you realise that they will be mostly having a kip in a layby 😆
shhh dont wake them!