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Wife has just called a little distraught. Has just come back to the car to find our dog and sicked up a partially digested rabbit.

She called earlier to say the dog disappeared for a minute or two on the walk and was a little worried. She said she wouldn't be surprised if it was wolfing down something decomposing somewhere.

Apparently this thing smells worse than my bum after curry night. Now that is bad.

I couldn't stop laughing.

She put the phone down on me.

Photo for the less squeamish if you wants further down. A whole rabbit it one, clever dog!!

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[img][url= https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1592/26330807142_46c1a029ce.jp g" target="_blank">https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1592/26330807142_46c1a029ce.jp g"/> [/img][/url][url= https://flic.kr/p/G7LgBu ]Bad dog[/url] by [url= https://www.flickr.com/photos/126516346@N08/ ]Phillip Dalton[/url], on Flickr[/img]


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:34 am
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Cone of Shame.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:36 am
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Poor dog looks like it is admitting to eating the pet rabbit! 😆


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:37 am
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Has just come back to the car to find our dog and sicked up a partially digested rabbit.

Your wife sicked up a partially digested rabbit? Ewww.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:37 am
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Your dog's look is priceless!!!

My dog only vomited grass this morning - very poor.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:38 am
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What did she want you to do about it?


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:40 am
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lol. **** ing gross.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:40 am
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Top effort!

Dogs have a tendency to scoff things whole if they think they're going to be taken off them. That they will later vomit them up is of little consequence, because they will perfectly happily settle down and eat it again properly.

Folk feeding their dog on a whole raw meat and bones diet will know to leave a dog to eat a whole rabbit in peace for just this reason.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:42 am
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Christ on a unicycle!

😯


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:42 am
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What did she want you to do about it?

I'm not sure.

I've made matters worse, she has called back and I still couldn't stop laughing.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:42 am
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😀

My dog tend to rub itself in decomposing things, not eat them.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:44 am
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I've made matters worse, she has called back and I still couldn't stop laughing.

😆


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:44 am
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I think you should change your forum name to 'rabbit'eater!

Or, rabbitpuker to be even more accurate.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:46 am
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The dog's expression is absolutely priceless!


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:50 am
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That has properly made my day!


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:50 am
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Best guilty look on a dog ever.

That possibly beats most of the dead crap that any pet cat could leave as a gift 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:52 am
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saves in favourites for when the next "can we have a a dog" discussion is brought up 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:52 am
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Getting strange looks from around the office as I chuckle at this.


 
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ha ha ha look of guilt on the dog ha ha


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:54 am
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Or, rabbitpuker to be even more accurate.

bunnyspaffer
coneychucker
harespew

PS fabulously guilty look on your mutt there


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:57 am
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Yesterday, our springer ran into the house with a twitching small bunny it's mouth, which she refused to give up. Much comedy screaming from the kids. All we could do was send her into the back garden and let nature take it's course.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 10:59 am
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Cracking dog, the rabbits seen better days though 😯


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:02 am
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You know he wants to eat it again.

I once arrived at work on the motorbike, knowing I'd hit a squirrel and feeling guilty- I felt worse once I discovered it stuck under the engine, being roasted on the exhaust headers. And quite a lot worse once I finished scraping it off with a fish slice.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:03 am
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You know he wants to eat it again.

Oh i know what would happen if left to it's own devices.

Still re-call when she was a tad poorly and did a poo in the kitchen.

Oh the hilarity to find said poo in various forms of digest/sick over the floor. She must have eaten it four or fives times and sicked it up. OH THE HILARITY!!


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:06 am
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That is a gem. Getting that down in one go is very impressive


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:12 am
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Best dog look evaaa 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:13 am
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My Mum was once entertaining some posh ladies from the Parish Council to afternoon tea when her ageing setter ambled into view in the garden. Cue lots of oohs and aahs.... until the setter squatted down and nipped off a massive steaming pile right in front of the patio window. As if that wasn't enough the dog then turned round, sniffed, and scoffed the lot.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:15 am
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*gags*


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:29 am
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I can't think of anything which has given me such even measures of disgust and amusement in one shot!


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:43 am
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/tears on keyboard/


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 11:53 am
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I've made matters worse, she has called back and I still couldn't stop laughing.

When you get into bed tonight, I suggest pulling the duvet right back first, just to be sure there's nothing unexpected there.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 12:02 pm
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You can't be cross with a dog that looks that sorry.


 
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I'm not sure if that's a look of guilt or quiet satisfaction, as if to say "look what I did, if you touch it though events could take a turn"


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 12:06 pm
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Good point sofaboy, her 'i've been bad' look is very similar to her 'no regrets and i'll do it again in an instant' face.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 12:12 pm
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I'm giggling at you not being able to stop laughing.

Be thankful it wasn't a few litres of liquefied fox shit in bile. A labrador did that once while I was on the phone to a client, thankfully on a wooden floor. I'm not squeamish but it was a struggle to not throw up myself while cleaning it up then jetwashing furniture outside.


 
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I hope your wife followed the five second rule and popped the bunny into the freezer.

I have a feeling the OP will be having curry on the weekend


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:10 pm
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What did she want you to do about it?

Do you know nothing about women? 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:11 pm
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Why?
Why would you take a photo of the rabbit??


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:16 pm
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Well i for one am treating the dog when i get home.

Was an old rubber floor well mat right under where she was sick, good dog!! No sicky/dead juices have soaked into the car boot, win!

What a good dog, come here and have a cuddle. No, don't lick me.


 
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Why?
Why would you take a photo of the rabbit??

To put it's picture on the posters in case anyone has lost a rabbit


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:24 pm
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Why would you take a photo of the rabbit??

I insisted between my laughter for the express purpose of STW. You are welcome.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:25 pm
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The dug's expression. 😀

"I know, I know. Just couldn't help myself."


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:31 pm
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Great post...
My springer has only ever brought back fresh quarry including a squirrel once. She does however roll in fox poo whenever she gets the chance!
My mother in laws black lab once rolled in a rotten fish at the side of a lake....just managed not to vomit. It was close!


 
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When I used to work in vet practice, we had a lovely, well to do, client who had a crazy irish setter, they were both "regulars" as the setter was always eating things he shouldn't. Golf balls etc. One day, the waiting room was packed when she rushed in - red setter looking very swollen and unhappy. Before we had chance to get her into a room, the dog started to heave. I went around to the waiting room as the dog vommed up a huge pile of yellowy froth, right in the middle was a tiny black lacy thong. I scooped it up (wearing gloves) and asked if it was hers. She left rather quickly, saying she'd pop back tomorrow. 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:57 pm
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Nice. My cocker was treated to some kind of rotten casserole, heavy on onions some months back by some caring fly tipper.

The resulting doggy self leveling compound, which flowed from both ends looking identical, carried on for for 5 days and had even my strong stomach heaving.

He was not comfortable at all. Deserves him right, the bastard.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 1:57 pm
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There's more sick than dog in this one.

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(linked as it's a bit graphic)


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 2:08 pm
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Ah, a black lab. Walking dustbins even by dog standards.

My mother in law used to have a particularly dopey one. Said dog once ate the family's entire, heavily-brandied xmas cake in under five seconds whilst MiL's back was turned, then hwarfed it back up a few minutes later in front of everyone at dinner whilst MiL was still wondering what the hell had happened to it. Used to eat all sorts of disgusting shit on walks, even if you kept it on a lead, you just couldn't stop it. I recall looking after it once and feeding it a can of doggy-chunks as usual, which it inhaled in one solid cylinder in about 25 milliseconds, as usual. Then it barfed it all back up, neatly stored inside a large, previously-empty crisp packet which it had evidently eaten as a sort of doggy canape before the main course. Very easy to clear up that one, good dog!


 
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I don't have a dog, but this is amusing 🙂


 
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Not a barfing dog story but... I used to share a house in Leytonstone with some people who owned a black Lab/Alsation cross named Baloo, who was an amazingly intelligent dog, like many cross-breeds. One day poor Baloo got locked in and needed a poo so guess what he did? He went up to the bathroom, climbed in the bath and crapped in the plug hole. Impressive powers of reasoning, even though slightly off-target.

On another occasion I was out and about on my bike late one evening, and who should come lolloping down the road but Baloo, heading home for a night's sleep. We both stopped and a human/dog conversation took place across the road that went something like:

"Hello Baloo old fella, where have YOU been?"

(Wagging of tail and lolling of tongue) "Graaaaagh!"

"Ah! Been to see your girlfriend, is that right?"

(Vigorous wagging of tail, rolling of eyes and lolling of tongue in happiness) "Gurrrraaghhh"

"Well don't hang around... off you go!"

One last wag and a sheepish roll of the head and off Baloo trotted, straight in the direction of home, three streets away. It was the most clear and human exchange I've ever had with a dog.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 2:34 pm
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Friend of mine black lab cross ate a dead seal and then spewed it up in their car. Car was never the same, I avoided getting in it


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 2:49 pm
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wwaswas, that is a quality picture. Not much point in the inco sheet really...


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 2:52 pm
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What indont get about wwaswas pic is that if you look at the whole picture, there is a brindle back end adding to the mixture, so either it hasn't all come from the boxer, or someone's been at the Photoshop.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 4:07 pm
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Scapegoat - was well reported at the time - if you search for chocolate sick dog there's quite a lot of info.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 4:12 pm
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Jugged Hare?


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 4:32 pm
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Is your name Kit Williams and is there a hidden clue in the picture?


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 4:58 pm
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To put it's picture on the posters in case anyone has lost a rabbit

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Posted : 14/04/2016 6:21 pm
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Our retriever did this in our car on the way back from the beach with a whole rotten fish she had downed, bones and all. Same universal expression of queasy shame.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 6:36 pm