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Have just fitted an old Momo aluminium gear knob to my Mini. Does this make me a Chav?
No. If you have a mini, your not a chav.
New Mini = Chav
Old Mini = Class
Am I a chav? .............. Yes, if you look like this 😉
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New Mini. Its more the issue of the gear knob. Don't worry I have not got any of those seat belt pads though.
You sound more like a frog to me...Rivett, Rivett
god that guy looks rank, sort yourself out man.
god that guy looks rank, sort yourself out man
Paul Scholes ?
god that guy looks rank, sort yourself out man.
Shaun Ryders love child????????
paul scholes hahaha
Clearly if you've got a mini you must be a girl, therefore a chavette.
Where the hell do you put your bikes?
Get a real car FFS.
Poser 😉
Girls car, midlife crisis car.
My father and wife have previously owned them.
No. If you have a mini, your not a chav.
But if you can't spell "you're" correctly, then you might be... 😈
Two bikes in the back. Cooper S as well so more like a toy.
Did you buy the knob from Halfords?
Also is it a clubman? (clubman=cool)
Owning a mini is more likely to indicate you are interested in members of the same sex than a chav. Unless it's the original mini in which case it makes you a 'cool' GOD!!! Such is the fickle tide of association.
Never would buy a mini as it's too small but why is it a chav's car?
What is a chav? a poor person who looks like that guy? or it a word to make oneself secure by insulting another?
Girl/ nancy boy? It could be worse he could have a Beetle.
new mini? are you an estate agent?
I saw a "man" driving a Beetle convertible at Llandegla a couple of weeks ago. I'm not into this "you are what you drive" shite,but it did strike me as odd.
On the flipside amongst the sea of Audis on the car park, was a Porche Carrera ,complete with a roof rack.
New mini??? , surely you mean a BMW ONE!!
the original is a mini!
if you drive a mini it just means you're a fashion monkey who likes being buggered with bananas because you think it's cool.
old mini = class / retro chique
new mini = ****
a read it in a dictionary.
retro = old and shit
Hora used to have a new Mini
I'll leave it at that
Chavs smashed up our front garden last night, pulled out the sold sign in front of the house and then started smashing everyones cars with it. I woke up from a deep sleep, charged down stairs, out the front door and demanded what the f*** they were doing, one lad looked totally shocked that someone was trying to tell him off! We live right next to the city football ground and on match days get no trouble. Yet you get these groups of young men roaming the streets, oh and they were throwing packets of biscuits at each other, what that all about? Has knife crime been replaced by biscuit crime? Bloody chavs.
Loulabella knows what a f*&^ing CHAV is because she lives in Portsmouth, so Zaskar, don't go dragging up the PC Janet Street Porter argument crap.
Cheers.
Chavs are scum and they don't drive Minis unless they've stolen them.
Yes DezB is right Pompey is chav central, I even went to school in Paulsgrove where a few years ago they had riots about [url= http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society ]this[/url] I still love Portsmouth though 🙂
I'd rather be Hob Nob'd than stabbed. Unless Hob Nob has some unpleasant double meaning.
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LoulaBella I had that when some hooded lads threw a stone at my dog (just missed), approached them (strangely they didnt run) and demand who the **** threw it and why. One lad stepped forward and apologised and thought it was a stupid thing to do. Left me open-mounthed and definitely wrongfooted. I think I muttered something like oh err ok and walked off.
Whats a chav
A Chav can be rich or poor. 'New money'. The four bedroom Wimpey houses of the up and coming Chavs who also have membership to a local Squash or Tennis club...speaking in a posh voice..trying to hide their roots.
Its not always burberry and Corsa's you know 😉
I'm a Chavezista .................. does that count ?
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Ask the council to put up a sign:
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DezB - Member
Loulabella knows what a f*&^ing CHAV is because she lives in Portsmouth, so Zaskar, don't go dragging up the PC Janet Street Porter argument crap.
Cheers.
Chavs are scum and they don't drive Minis unless they've stolen them.
Do Chavs swear?
More than they use normal words mate.
You really don't know what they are, do you?