[Closed] Hypothetical Cat Question...

Shibboleth you must know the local legend that is Bill Seed surely?

Humane trap and return feline to neighbour warn that it will be handed in to RSPCA After the next return.

Trapping domestic cats is an offence too.

It was a sweeping generalisation based on my prejudicial and ignorant assumption that the majority of cats are owned by sad, lonely middle-aged divorced women

I own a cat, and do not fit your sweeping generalized description

I just like they way they butcher small creatures

Have we had any Caticide yet?

BenjiM - Member
Shibboleth you must know the local legend that is Bill Seed surely?

This chirpy looking fella?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/3155180.stm

We are all agreed that cats are a nuisance . It seems that cat owners expect the victims of cat behaviour to have to pay to prevent the cats doings.
This is totally wrong. If any other animal were let loose and allowed to roam the neighbourhood fouling where it pleased concerns would soon be raised. The fact that its a cat is irrelevant . There is no place for cats in modern society.
I have to pick cat poo out of my salad bed. This is my food, it's what I eat but apparently it's fine because its a cat. I have had to clean cat poo out of my car, aah lovely tiddles. I have to wash sloppy shit off of my front step as next door seem to feed their shit machine on some weird muck.
If a cat comes in my garden or house I will deal with it as I please.

Woo! Awesome.

My cat uses a litter tray, as do many.

Cats seem to evoke about the same reaction as cyclists.

This place is made up of 10% interesting normal people and 90% brain dead f-wits.

Dribble out.

It was a sweeping generalisation based on my prejudicial and ignorant assumption that the majority of cats are owned by sad, lonely middle-aged divorced women who need the company of a dumb animal to warm their feet whilst they read 50 Shades of Bollox. They then turf them out of their miniscule maisonettes every morning before driving their Ford Ka to their primary school teaching jobs. Fact.

I cannot believe your spectacularly supreme cockness.

yodagoat - Member
If I caught anyone harming my cat, anyone else's cat or any other animal I would make sure they had broken bones when we parted company.

🙄

Does there always have to be one keyboard-warrior wannebe super-hero...

Getagrip cat-boy...miioaaowwww

What a repulsive thread.

Just what we've come to expect of the OP, but why do so many people give him the attention he was obviously denied as a child?

Oh, hang on.....

I'd missed the OP 'personality' before, bless him. Perhaps he's got what he needs now and won't kill a cat to achieve it.

Does there always have to be one keyboard-warrior wannebe super-hero...

Getagrip cat-boy...miioaaowwww

Oh I don't know, I think that if somebody tried to shoot one of my pets I would definitely do something permanent and very messy to them.

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Why don't you just throw it in the bin like any normal person?

Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick **** being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. ****ing soft ****.

I'm getting that screen printed on my Hondapants. 😀
Very cool.

Is it time for a Lolcat?
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Might not be strictly medically accurate, but the eyes don't half follow you round the room.

Seriously ... what is the point of cats? ❓

yodagoat - Member

Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick * being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. * soft ****.

I think that depends on whether it's an 'indigenous' animal or not.

mightymule - Member
Does there always have to be one keyboard-warrior wannebe super-hero...
Getagrip cat-boy...miioaaowwww

Oh I don't know, I think that if somebody tried to shoot one of my pets I would definitely do something permanent and very messy to them

OK, we have another.Feee....ling sleeeee...py.....yawwww......n

I would definitely do something permanent and very messy to them

Is this a sexy euphemism?

yodagoat - Member
Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick * being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. * soft ****.

Like you...Yawww....n....Zzzzzzzz

*starts saving cat-shit to send to yodagoat with his christmas card*

A card [i]and[/i] a present.

Lucky me.

Rusty Spanner - Member
yodagoat - Member
Ok Patriotpro, what would you do if you came across a thick * being cruel to an animal? Probably moan about it on here. * soft ****.

I think that depends on whether it's an 'indigenous' animal or not.

The handbags are well and truly out this fine evening girls... 😯

yodagoat - Member
A card and a present.

Lucky me.

Awwww you feel better now....Bless MWAHXXX

cinnamon_girl - Member

Seriously ... what is the point of cats?

Cats AND Christmas?

You can go off people you know.... 🙂

The handbags are well and truly out this fine evening girls...

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PS rusty that only applies to shop-keepers you know that. 😛

Trolling * or just a *, either way he's a ****....