Currently in the Virgin Lounge QUIET ZONE @ Euston.
Daft b**ch in the seat behind cant read the signs which say "Quiet Zone" and is on her bloody mobile
Any advice
yeah, chill out whilst at angry mysoginists anonymous
tap her on the shoulder and point to the sign.
try tutting at a medium volume.
start barking at her - honest, smile like Jack in The Shining and bark....
Do a Dom Joly impression next to her.
turn round and say excuse me I think you are in the wrong place
Phew !! She's gone
...and relax... 🙂
agh! she's outside my living room window! make her stop!!
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Or have a word, natch. 🙂
good job you bitched to an internet forum instead of just asking her. was she heavily armed or something?
A large roll of duct tape and some long zipties.
BD...anything related to your "being used for sex" thread?
A sheet of DPM might be needed for that one too..
Just ask her politely to take the call elsewhere.
If she doesn't move tell the lounge staff she was speaking a strangely Arabic language and all you understood was the word bomb......
ahhhh dear old duct tape you can't beat "hostages choice" for those "please shut the **** up" moments 😀