[Closed] How many uses are there for a bike?

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bottle opener

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Furniture removal.

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Home furnishings.
These are hanging behind me.
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No pics but my road bike often doubles up as a clothes horse to hang the washing on.

Stoner - sadly you have confirmed it for me: hanging a frame on the wall doesn't look very attractive in my eyes (even your FT Inbred).

Sorry.

Retard Holder.
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i saw a very nice garden gate dressed up as an old commuter

GNARGNAR thats not a bike, thats an abomination!

retarded retard holder...with a jeff jones trussed fork?

not sure about the bike, but i'd ride the life out of paris hilton. she'd have to be restricted to mono-sylables though 😉

Paris Hilton?
Maybe if she was still wearing that flouncy summer dress, and facing t'other way, and I didn't have to kiss her, and she had lost her voice.....

Anyway, I have thought before about James Bond's Q character working their magic on a bike and developing something that could be broken down and reassembled into some kind of sniper rifle, then returned to a bike and ridden off by our hero as if nothing had happened.
Saddle and seat post as butt and stock? Forks as bipod? Brake lever as trigger? Top tube housing a barrel?
There's a germ of a great idea there if anyone knows any special effects/props guys.

Tell 'em I sent ya.