[Closed] How do you want to die?

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except I'd want to be about 4 times that age...

I think arranging your death so your "on-off boyfriend" wakes up with your corpse may be a little harsh.

Personally I intend to crash my speedboat packed with explosives into an island made entirely of thousands of virgins while dressed as Julie Garland.

Far too young to die. Poor girl hadn't lived or experienced the things that make us what we are 😯

arranging your death

Arranging your death is suicide, and I don't advocate that (unless you believe that it gives you access to previously unavaliable supplies of virgins)

But if it just happened like that, how could it be bettered?

Come on STW: what's a better death than a good night out with friends from which you come home full of booze and drugs, have sex, and then die?

quickly and unexpectedly, or slowly if Im trapped in a lift with Girls Aloud 🙂

No, I don't want to die like that. I'm worthy of so much more 🙂

Come on STW: what's a better death than a good night out with friends from which you come home full of booze and drugs, have sex, and then die?

Uhmmm, outliving your friends by 20 years, making some new friends, having lots of sex, taking lots of drugs, drinking lots of booze, having some more sex, long full-moon off-road bike ride home, bit more sex, then maybe dying. But maybe doing it all over again for a few more years. Whatever, anything but dying ridiculously young.

I agree, it's a good way out but as Simon says, I'd want to be 4 times her age when I do it. Dying at 21? Crap, I'd not even gone home with a man when I was 21. Not to mention not had kids, not been to America, not had experience of ladies of the night, not driven a ferrari, not done the three peaks, not ridden 200 miles in a day etc etc.

I've done all those things now but I've got a way bigger list of things I need to do before I die.

Cheerleader Hester Stewart, 21, consumed Gamma-butyrolactane (GBL) with on-off boyfriend Anthony Morrison after returning to his shared house on April 6 following an American football awards ceremony.

Nice......real piece of work.

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I'd want to be about 4 times that age

I am attracted by the manner of her dying, not the timing. Where exactly in my post does it suggest that part of the ideal death is that it happens when you are young?

Actually what I've suggested would be the ideal death for a 95-year-old. Wouldn't it?

God I hope so.

Not good.

Not to mention not had kids, not been to America, not had experience of ladies of the night, not driven a ferrari, not done the three peaks, not ridden 200 miles in a day

this is irrelevant

I never said a good death was an early death

none of those considerable achievements has any bearing on how you die

My point is - whatever age you are, and whatever you might think you have achieved, death is the lowest common denominator and we have to hope it will be a good one

And I don't think that the one that started this thread can be bettered, unless you insert between having sex, and dying, the words:

charging an enemy machine gun nest and winning the VC

Doing this - but shit faced on a bottle of Jack Daniels, with a load of explosives set to go off at altititude & with my entire life savings on board in 20's soaked in petrol - Why? to teach my lad a lesson for drawing on the walls with crayon this morning, that'll learn him good!

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, rather than screaming in terror like the passengers in his car did. 😉

Bromptons cocktail for me. a very old fashioned but occasionally still used end of life drug mix.

Whisky base ( sometimes gin) with Heroin, cocaine and barbiturates dissolved in it. Yummy

TJ,

Is that why those comuters on silly bikes look so contented first thing in the morning?

I think a head injury would be the quickest painless way out - based solely on having been knocked out 3 times and not remembering any pain from it when waking up other than a cotton wool head

I'll nail that step down jump aged 95 or the brain trauma will lead to me leaving this world for MTB nirvana.

A pile of men slain at my feet with a bloodied sword in each hand, a dozen broken arrows in my body, whilst hanging out the back of a fine (William Waterhouse) maiden.

Sh1t! I didn't know Chris Penn was dead. Shame that.

....by firing squad

[i]And I don't think that the one that started this thread can be bettered, unless you insert between having sex, and dying, the words:

charging an enemy machine gun nest and winning the VC [/i]

being involved in a battle and quite possibly killing some people before you die is better than not being involved in a battle and quite possibly killing some people?

mentalist.

Hmmmmmm good point.

A pile of sexually slain women at my feet with a flaxen maiden in each hand, a dozen lovebites all over my body, whilst hanging out the back of a fine (William Waterhouse) maiden.

[Sir Malagant has captured Camelot and King Arthur, surrounded and defeated, must offer his surrender]

King Arthur: I have no pride left in me. What I do, now I do for my people and for Camelot. And may they forgive me. This is my last act as your king. Do not be afraid. All things change. I am Arthur of Camelot, and I command you now... all... To fight! Fight like you've never fought before! Never surrender! Never Surrender! Fight as you never...

[Arthur is shot by several crossbow bolts]

King Arthur: Camelot lives!

I want to be killed by a falling grand piano while tearing down Market Street on my Acme rocket-propelled rollerskates.

Anything else will just be a dissapointment

Hmmm:

Probably in my sleep after a good life and at a ripe old age.

But also maybe after a long but painless and non-debilitating illness controlled by lots of expensive drugs with no side effects. Having just got my payslip and seeing how much NI has come out again this month, I'm determined to get it back somehow.

And failing all that, if I'm not lucky and do get one of those end of life illnesses (cancer, MS, etc.) I'd like to be able to die at a time and place of my choosing, with my loved ones near and assisted by a willing friend safe in the knowledge they won't face investigation and prosecution. And not in a grotty flat near an industrial estate in Switzerland either.

Dammit, Sponging-Machine already did my joke. Ho hum.

Dammit, porterclough beat me to[i] my[/i]

Dammit, Sponging-Machine already did my joke..... 😉

I had a dream when I was about 9/10- tanks over running a position and alot of infantry from both sides over the tops and around them. Tanks still firing and richots everywhere. From memory I was ontop of a tank and firing into a hatch.

It was so vivid a dream- its one of those that you never forget, the detail etc.

I'd like to be able to die at a time and place of my choosing, with my loved ones near and assisted by a willing friend safe in the knowledge they won't face investigation and prosecution.

Seconded.....

If I could choose, then being sexed to death by the Coke Zero Girl AND the Special K girl would be my preference.

Looking at the weather outside at the moment, there's a good chance I'll be fried by lightning on the commute home, if I'm not drowned! 😯 😯 😆

woody2000, and if you dont get a choice it will be me 😈

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Either doing something heroic (saving a bus-load of nuns & kittens from certain death or something) or painlessly in my sleep at an age when even my grandkids want rid of me.

For a start she didn't have a good death, she had a stupid death.

ooh, the special K girl. I actually stopped talking to my wife when I saw her. Not for ever obviously but certainly long enough for her to notice.

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Raging into the night, and preferably taking a few mo-foes with me. Sorta petrol tanker with me at the wheel+grenades at a BNP rally type-a-thing, but not till I'm 100+.

Is it 2for1 on high horses?

Going out, having a good time, getting laid, then drifting off to sleep, certainly beats being bludgeond to death by the stirer in a vat of molten chocolate which never realy appealed to me.

she had a stupid death.

It was a stupid death in that she was young, and well-educated, and healthy, and physically fit, and attractive.

But she wasn't very intelligent (i.e. she was stupid) because she put risky stuff into her body

No one on here disputes this stuff

FFS just look at the original post! I don't care what the meaning of her life was. My point is, if you could design your own death, wouldn't you make it like hers - dieing apparently painlessly after a very pleasant evening of friends, booze, drugs and sex?

I'm not planning on dying.

So far it's going well.

pomona - Member

I'm not planning on dying.

So far it's going well.

News for you, it's gonna happen at some point!

eldridge - Member
...she was young, and well-educated, and healthy, and physically fit, and attractive.

...FFS just look at the original post! I don't care what the meaning of her life was. My point is, if you could design your own death, wouldn't you make it like hers - dieing apparently painlessly after a very pleasant evening of friends, booze, drugs and sex?

I did look at the original post, and it is effing stupid to choose death at a time when you are "young, and well-educated, and healthy, and physically fit, and attractive" and still have plenty to look forward too.

it is effing stupid to choose death

where TF does it suggest that she CHOSE death?

It just happened to her. She CHOSE to put risky stuff into her body, thinking, like all young people, that she could get away with it.

She CHOSE to ingest substances she thought would give her a good time. She didn't opt to commit suicide, any more than a skydiver whose parachute fails to open

eldridge - Member
it is effing stupid to choose death
where TF does it suggest that she CHOSE death?

Medical student - would have high IQ. Should know that ingestion of dubious substances can have unpredictable results. She was not forced to take it, therefore choice.

In my day some med students were blinded by lab alcohol. Also choice. It was stupid then, it is stupid now.

You seem upset that others don't agree with you, settle down, it's possible to disagree.

Driving off the edge of a cliff in a McLaren F1 at full chat, whilst Cameron Diaz is busy Giving me a blowy.

I have no intentions of dying whatsoever. Of course it will happen, but I cant imagine "wanting" to die in any way. I'd certainly not like to die after a night out with mates, christ - how depressing and mundane. I'd hope that if I were to die it would be doing something epic, awe inspiring and challenging. Not being smashed on mind altering trash drugs.

You seem upset that others don't agree with you, settle down, it's possible to disagree.

thanks for your kind and soothing words

if you research my posts on here, you'll find that I'm well aware it is possible for people to disagree with me

and that I'm well aware just how wrong they can be 😀

bullet into the brain after a good night with supposed friends sounds nice... should be painless, especially after a drink or three... though mayhaps buddha would disagree... though what the **** would he know? never got laid did he? I digress....................................

twohats - Member
Driving off the edge of a cliff in a McLaren F1 at full chat, whilst Cameron Diaz is busy Giving me a blowy.

Tried that, F1 is so overrated.....

 

guns are hard to find though... so that's possibly a consideration... heroin is cheaper and easer to get a hold of, as is crack...

eldridge -
...I'm well aware just how wrong they can be

See, we can agree on something 😆

quietly in my sleep, like my uncle. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car...

cant find the original atribution for this, think its either Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts or Steven Wright.

"she had a high IQ" yeah but IQ doesn't equate to being smart. Really intelligent people often have no common sense. Anyway, back to the subject: preferably having a coronary after several hours of energetic sex with a very attractive woman. In my late nineties.

death by snoo snoo

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Tried that, F1 is so overrated.....

You drove of the edge of a cliff at full speed in an F1 and survived????

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod; born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shore of Loch Shiel, and I can not die.

..and I'm Spartacus