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Can anyone recommend me a stocking filler?
I need to keep a ladies feet warm indoors.
Can't be doing with slippers, so if you have an alternative, please let me know.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 8:36 pm
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Chop them off, kick her in the head with them, then stick them up her arse. tis the only way. 😉


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 8:37 pm
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And a Merry Christmas to you too kind Sir.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 8:38 pm
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silk, in it's various forms of ladies leg coverings is always a good way to warm a lady...........;o)


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 8:39 pm
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Posted : 16/12/2009 8:41 pm
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underfloor heating?

have to be a big stocking though


 
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try slipper socks on ebay
bird wears them

or get two small dogs and teach her how to kick them up the arse....


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 8:42 pm
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[url= http://www.hardwaresphere.com/2008/11/20/usb-heated-slippers/ ]USB heated slippers?[/url]


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 8:43 pm
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peanut butter is a surprisingly good insulator


 
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http://www.toesocks.co.uk/


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 8:50 pm
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Get a paraffin wax bath - one of the best sensations you'll ever have.


 
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Labrador or Cocker Spaniel


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 9:00 pm
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I second the exercise thing its from sitting on your arse, my feet are freezing as I have been sat in front of the computer for hours and have Woollie Boolies on with some real New Zealand sheepskin slippers on me feet.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 9:03 pm
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it's called a "Foot Muff"
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Posted : 16/12/2009 9:07 pm
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The first time I have laughed at goan, but that one really made me giggle.

Back to the OP - Fat Face do some chunky slipper socks and White Stuff have some very furry comfy socks too.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 10:41 pm
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just sheepskin slippers, john lewis 20% off at the moment, slipper socks are warm so the mrs tells me, can't go wrong with ski socks from tk max £5.99


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 10:51 pm
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[i]I need to keep a ladies feet warm indoors.
Can't be doing with slippers,[/i]

What the hell else is there?


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 10:56 pm
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Golden retriever 8)


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 10:59 pm
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Thanks.
Some things to look at - cheers.
I have the mandatory Labrador and a Bespoke, both rescue dogs, but they're not doing their jobs very well.


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 11:09 pm
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You need a long coated hound!

Seriously though, ladies always tend to get cold extremeties. FWIW M & S have some rather nice slipper socks type thingies in pastel colours. Not "senior citizen" stylee at all!


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 11:28 pm
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CG.
Do they do a Ti range?
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Posted : 16/12/2009 11:32 pm
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For me it's SealSkinz on my Ti, cos she's worth it! Which reminds me, I should really bring her into the house cos I don't want her getting chilly 😉


 
Posted : 16/12/2009 11:35 pm
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Decent carpet rather than bare boards? 😉


 
Posted : 17/12/2009 9:36 am
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Like the mammoth boots - just, can't imagine the carnage after the Lab and Airedale get hold of them. 😯


 
Posted : 17/12/2009 10:42 am
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Go to a surfing shop. Get a pair of titanium neoprene boots. I don't know why but all the best wetsuits have got titanium in for heat insulation.


 
Posted : 17/12/2009 10:50 am
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Can anyone recommend me a stocking filler?

Stockings?


 
Posted : 17/12/2009 11:11 am
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This place is going to the dogs!

Why hasn't anyone suggested weeing in her shoes yet? 🙂


 
Posted : 17/12/2009 11:12 am
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Can anyone recommend me a stocking filler?

Stockings?

Surely that should be 'legs'? 8)


 
Posted : 17/12/2009 11:12 am