...when cherries exist?
Mrs SR just got back from the fruit and vegetable shop with a bag full of fresh fruit, and the cherries and grapes are indescribably delicious.
On top of that, my mid-morning snack was mixed fruit salad with a teaspoon of honey: banana, kiwi, and pear.
I’m pretty sure I’m in heaven.
I’m pretty sure I’m in heaven.
Hell arrives when you get the shits from eating too much fruit.
😛
With logic like that I am won over, sign me up cut off parts of my genitals and sign me up for a life of rules that make no sense.
How can you not believe in God…
...because cherries exist - and gooseberries! Gooseberries are just wrong.
Only a matter of time before Woppit traps up and berates you for having the temerity to even believe that cherries are real.
I'm out.
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
Douglas Adams
Brave of you to come out today perchy,well done 😉
which one ?
which one ?
Pomona.
"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy"
Benjamin Franklin
All I said was 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah'.
Brave of you to come out today perchy,well done
It's the hot weather. I want an excuse to wear hotpants.
Cherry trees in the garden are bursting with fruit at the moment.
Glorious
<b>V:</b> So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
<b>P2:</b> Cuz they're made of... wood?
<b>V:</b> Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
<b>V:</b> So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
<b>P1:</b> Build a bridge out of her!
<b>V:</b> Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
<b>P1:</b> Oh yeah...
<b>V:</b> Does wood sink in water?
<b>P1:</b> No
<b>P3:</b> No. It floats!
<b>P1:</b> Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
<b>V:</b> What also floats in water?
<b>P1:</b> Bread
<b>P3:</b> Apples
<b>P2:</b> Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
<b>P1:</b> Cider
<b>P3:</b> Grape gravy
<b>P1:</b> Cherries
<b>P3:</b> Mud
<b>King:</b> A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
<b>V:</b> Exactly! So, logically...
<b>P1(thinking):</b> If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
<b>V:</b> And therefore,
(pause & think)
<b>P3:</b> A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
<b>V:</b> We shall use my largest scales.
😆
“But he also gave us Little and Large....”
I have one of God's cherry trees (a wild cherry) in my garden. The cherries bear no resemblence to those man-made monstrosities you get in the shops, or even for sale by the side of the road. They are tiny, sour, thirty feet up in the air, and mostly in the stomachs of pigeons before you get to even see them. That's God's cherries for you. And don't get me started on his tiny strawberries (though actually I have got started on them and they are very sweet, if tiny).
Just netted my cherry tree, keep the blackbirds off. Gods an idiot. He made the world and ruined it by putting humans in it.
When I was young cherries came from my Grandma's garden. Now there was a place that was heavenly, not to mention the cellar full of its bounty.
I have one of God’s cherry trees (a wild cherry) in my garden.
Does it play that funky music?
Play that funky music, white boy.
Sends SaxonRiders name to supreme leader Duterte.
Wasps. Close the thread.
The main car park in Hebden Bridge is ringed by cherry trees, which bear masses of glorious fruit every summer. One year Mrs Gti got up on my shoulders and we picked a supermarket bag full, while passers-by stared in amazement. HB being such a whole-earth crusty commiunity, we couldn't believe nobody else was picking them.
Necrotic fasciitis.
Necrotic fasciitis.
Godwin's Law.
.....cut off parts of my genitals
Rapid escalation 😳
Would you not rather just have the fruit salad ?
How can you not believe in skirting-board unicorns, when there's ice cream?
I've just had a cheese and onion pasty.
Hallelujah Brothers and sisters!!!
1.4 kg of home grown strawberries in my fridge, and plenty more to come...
God may have inventyed the Cherry, but man refined it into an unrivaled, peerless form over time, thus achiveing supreme being status.
Because the slugs eat all my strawberries.
I believe that you may be taking this thread a bit more seriously than I intended, Mr Woppit.
Because the slugs eat all my strawberries
And as a result, I bet the slugs believe in God.
And as a result, I bet the slugs believe in God.
I can believe that the last thing they think as a hedgehog eats them is ‘Thank God for the strawberries’. 😀
Anyway, didn’t God create the nice fruit to provide a temptation to sin, or something like that? (If he did, he showed what a dick he is. Or maybe hadn’t created cream at that point...)
f he did, he showed what a dick he is. Or maybe hadn’t created cream at that point
That was invented soon after when Adam seen Eve was naked.
How can you not believe in..
And he also gave us Wendy Craig
And he also gave us Wendy Craig
And obviously long memories. 😀
Don't blame me Neil the wheel started it
Idlejon..
I think he meant to say Wendy James 😉
not just wasps - parasitic wasps.
Do slugs go to Heaven?
“Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy”
He doesn’t post as often as he used to though
@ Fasthaggis / Idlejohn
Bartesque - I thought so (after I saw the later posts). What have I missed?
Does beer send slugs to Heaven?