[Closed] Hi...

welcome m8!

Which ones though?

Red, green or blue? Silver even??

Kingsize?

welcome to the 'joint' rizla!
roll me up a single skinner!

OCB ftw.

Welcome to the forum. Stick at it - watch out for the "Big Hitters" - it gets easier with time. 🙂

Hi,
Welcome,
ignore the moron's and there's some decent folk on here 😛

Welcome, what you smokin?

thanks for the welcomes, in answer to the first question, big silver ones....

and.... ahem, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about eth3er... 😉

Andy.

As a relative newbie I extend a virtual forum man hug to you.

I'm not dodgy either.

😀

always good to know 🙂

Lots of spare parts on here.

By the way your user name hints at unsavoury passtimes sir.

By the way your user name hints at unsavoury passtimes sir.

Rumour has it that Oldgit is actually a 22 year old lass, who just likes old gits.

And this isn't really my name, I am just addicted to the horses.

which bit of Brum?

Yeah it does suggest something untoward, I've used this username for years and sometimes you come across people from other forums so I just keep it the same.

I'm living in solihull but I'm from Great Barr.

welcome

cup of hot sweet tea sir?

do you happen to have a transition covert you'd like to sell me?

Hi. This place is sick!

Hi, welcome. Pull up some floor and sit down. Leave your shoes next to the door, yes, we know the others there have wee in, that's a long story. How do you feel about saddles / helmets / dogs / small children / cats / large children / Apple products / the unladen velocity of migrating Bombers / tubeless tyres / audio cables / Big Brother / the ZX Spectrum / bananas in the fridge ANSWER ME!!!

the unladen velocity of migrating Bombers

African or European?

Elfinsafety is not an outspoken forum Big-hitter gobshite and is in fact a 90 old pensioner living on the Isle of Wight with a gammy knee and a faulty cooker.

@ cougar.. How do you feel about saddles...yes / helmets...yes / dogs...big ones only unless its a jack russell / small children... I have a 11 week old / cats... only if they're good mousers / large children....meh / Apple products... I have some / the unladen velocity of migrating Bombers... I say Ni to this or go find me a shrubbery or some other pythonesque quote / tubeless tyres... no experience. / audio cables... I like shiny gold plated ones. / Big Brother....NO / the ZX Spectrum... YES bosconian was my favourite / bananas in the fridge... I personally like 'em in the fridge.

@ Phil consequence, sounds ominous, no I have no transition covert to sell you.

hmmmm i'll let you off.

music taste?
do you 'enjoy playing with friends on bikes' or 'racing other people'?
do you enjoy the occasional lolcat?

Hi.

do you 'enjoy playing with friends on bikes' or 'racing other people'

When did bikes have to start being involved?

bikes should never get in the way of a good fondle yeti...

I don't think I've ever seen a fondle yeti.

Cougar... where abouts are you based?

You've been missing out it seems!

My musical sensibilities lean toward garage punk, bands like turbonegro, operation Ivy, fugazi, stupids, All, ramones, pissed jeans, ****ed up, could literally go on all day. But saying that I used to play out a DnB nights in brum and coventry and love proper hiphop too like wutang, jedi mind tricks, quest, klash nek off, Jay electronica, Gangstarr, the roots, and on and on and on the list goes.

I only enjoy playing with friends competing makes me sad... cos I lose.

and who can resist the odd cute picture of cats...!?

So whats the scoop with the transition cove? I'm intrigued.

So whats the scoop with the transition cove[b]rt[/b]?

I have one, I look good on it.. Phil wants to look good too.

Ah ok, a case of the green eyed monster... I get that all the time, bike envy its a bitch.

What's going on in this thread then?

[i]*reads*[/i]

Ahh, grooming the newbie eh?

Hi newbie, welcome. Don't let anyone touch you funny.

How d'ye do.

julianwilson - Member

By the way your user name hints at unsavoury passtimes sir.

Rumour has it that Oldgit is actually a 22 year old lass, who just likes old gits.

My kinda gal...

its very much a case of bike envy!

dont tell yeti but the convert made me look much more handsome.

Has anyone asked your position on octop0rn yet?

Sounds like you'll be squids in, there.