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My Mum's bloke, garcon maybe, he keeps looking at me like I'm Damien or something? His company is so dull I do quirky things, and now he's threatening to move to **** Southampton! He needs to be 'sorted', any suggestions?? Merci 😉
Just keep eating yer spinach son, and one day, you'll have big muscles and you'll be able to chin the lary ****er! 😉
Announce that you've decided to be a vegan.
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Tell him to get his own child.
Out of order, DD. Out of order. 🙁
Come on to him.
Be happy for your Mum!
And move out. 😉
Ask him if he wants to see your mangina!!
Personally I think he's the one with the problem
Get your own bedroom? 🙂
As said above, just be happy for your mum.
He's probably thinking something similar about you!
Line the garage with polythene, invite him out there to bond look at your bikes etc, set to him with a machete, put him in a heavy duty cordury sack with some rocks take a trip on the Isle of Wight ferry, push bag overboard. Wipes hands of problem.
keep asking your mum why she dumped kieth.
the fact that she tells you to shut up and stop being stupid will do his head in.
keep calling him garson (assuming thats not his real name) and get your mates to call him garson also.
BTW southampton isnt that bad.
But he's sooooooooooo cute. Honest
Tell your mum he wanted to play mummies and daddies with you. (if nowt else you might get a shot on the Jeremy Kyle show)