[Closed] Help sought - talking to toddlers...?

literally anything you like. they have an amazing imagination.

I used to talk politics with my ex's 2 year old. He didn't complain.

Its Easter.

Just take an Easter egg then the need to communicate is negated.

I did consider talking random inanities but do wonder about appearing to be a nutter in front of his wife...

The one year old won't be talking, the three year old will take any topic and run with it so it doesn't rally matter. Many three year olds I know also like being turned upside down, FWLIW!

I entertained my three year old with a story about Harold the clown who stuffed baskets, spagetti and peppers up his jumper (the items were here choice).

Take the lead from the parents - easy.

I'd never spoken much to babies - I've been a dad for nearly 15 months now and just keep making it all up. Ms TT seems no worse off for my lack of experience in this area.

go open minded and follow the flow. I've had some conversations with my two when they were that age (still do) that make Eddie Izzard's stream of consciousness stuff seem logical and well thought out.

Take something with enough sugar and E numbers to take the 3yr old to the moon, the parents will thank you for days 😉

Its Easter.

Just take an Easter egg then the need to communicate is negated.

Take something with enough sugar and E numbers to take the 3yr old to the moon

I'm actually taking along a batch of cupcakes (which I have been preadvised to perhaps limit the sugar-content of) so maybe if I lavish them in tartrazine green icing sugar it'll liven the day up...

Thanks for the suggestions, I'm feeling more confident. Please keep 'em coming.

I used to be like this until I had my own. Just talk to them like they are adults and they'll respond pretty much as if you were talking to them as toddlers. theyll talk to you so you won't need to think of what to say. And neither they or their parents will judge you no matter how well you think it's going.

Taking something edible and sweet will go down well with the kids, though you might need to clear it with the parents first, though only the most miserable would object.

what's all this talk to them drivel..?
just shout and scream and swear at them until they're quiet..

I read somewhere that there's no evidence that sugar actually makes them hyper. It cheers them up and excites them, but then so do lots of exciting and nice things.

I read somewhere that there's no evidence that sugar actually makes them hyper. It cheers them up and excites them, but then so do lots of exciting and nice things.

I see a change in my youngest lad when he's had a high sugar intake

I read somewhere that there's no evidence that sugar actually makes them hyper. It cheers them up and excites them, but then so do lots of exciting and nice things.

I heard/watched/read the same, think there was an experiment on TV with a bunch of kids fed with sugar loaded snacks and another fed on normal foods. The parents weren't informed which was which and the results indicated no conclusive evidence, except the parents claiming to notice their kids loaded when they weren't!

if you want to wind 'em up a treat the only way is amphetamines, though that does raise a whole load of ethical/moral questions, not to mention the legal position...

loddrik - Member

I used to be like this until I had my own. Just talk to them like they are adults and they'll respond

this. Try very hard indeed not to talk down to kids, they respond best to proper conversation.

I saw the sugar rush experiment too. However after Seeing how my 15 month old daughter and her 2,4 and 6 year old cousins fired up into life five minutes after Easter egg consumption this afternoon I have to say that the experiment was wrong!

And dont forget its scary when giants start talking to you.

I always found it more rewarding when you get down to their height to talk with them - they seem to open up a lot easier. My little one used to love it when i lay on the floor to play with his toys with him.

I was a little worried about this when friends/relatives started dropping sprogs. However I've taken to it like a duck to water and love it, kids minds are inquisitive and creative and give you lots to work with fairly effortlessly.

saw a sign in a car park once:
24hr cctv!
gaurd dogs!
daughter read it, thought about it for about 3 seconds,
"why do you have to gaurd your dogs in here?"
she was 4.
pretty much any topic will do, their imagination is awesome at that age.
just be yourself.*
*any swear words will be remembered and repeated to the only person the parents dont want to hear them.

Just be yourself. Don't talk to them as kids or as adults - just talk/play/interact -you may be surprised at how easy it comes to you.