MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
My manager is leaving us next week, gift has been decided on - an engraved pen.
We're limited to 20 characters including spaces.
Any ideas?
The plan was "From all your friends at BC"
But it's too long.
Got to be submitted by 3pm to get it in time, no rush like.....
'can I have your stapler?'
'including spaces' - Knackers
Me UR Stapler Have?
"Don't come back now"
Not for intimate use
🙂
From all[s] your friends[/s] at BC
"Frm all yr frnds@BC"
Ur pen iz BIC
write with this end->
Bregante = winner.
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"From your friend at BC"
penis for you..
sorry...
pen is for you
stolen from BC
"Email was beyond you"
Do I win a pen?
"Crackerjack"
if he has a sense of humour, stolen from BC is good!
Blankety Blank
From everyone at BC
Bregante - only comment so far is: "a bit lackluster"
From all your friend
Write something in chinese and then make up whatever you want... it works for all those tattoos!
[i]up yours, nob-jockey[/i]
[i]all your pen is mine[/i]
Unicorn blood only
"your seat smells like farts"
Nobody liked you ,ooh harsh....
This is a dull gift
Bye Stud Muffin xxx
Mont Blanc
Have it engraved with some randoms initials and tell him there was only 50p in the whip-round so it was the best you could find on ebay for the price...
Bregante - only comment so far is: "a bit lackluster"
You're right. The original was so witty and clever too 😆
Premier Inn
Insert to line >|<
Bad Mother ****er
WHO Ebola Department
"Your message here 99p"
£5.99
From A&E lost & found.
**** Off Hairy.
write here write now
Argos
My other pen's a mont blanc
Vista Print Promo Pen
STW Big Hitter
I've got 99 problems but lack of a pen ain't one.
@WackoAK - I read yours as STW Big Hitler (which may or may not be funnier)...
we're well past the 3pm deadline - what did you go for?
I reckon he went for "URGENTLY"
See what I did there...
help stuck in pen facto...
They hated me
So what was the engraving?
I'm on tenterhooks.
I doubt it was that wwaswas - a bit too cryptic
only 19 characters too. Damn.
Drum roll please
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"Best Wishes from BC"
What a load of old sh*t - girls in the office went for the most mundane thing they could think of!
I was keen for "Stolen from BC", but alas, our manager's sense of humour is somewhat lacking.
I like hypnotoad's suggestion; might get one myself.
"4 for a pound"
🙄
Booorrrriiiinnnggg !
Ah well, he'll loose it within a week.
LOSE 🙄 😈
Best described as 'anticlimactic', I think.
Is disappoint...
has been up my arse
Sorry guys
Why not just his initials?