Top tips needed now!
Disguise it with lipstick.
salt water
cold water! Hot water 'cooks' it in.
Garlic and crucifix. Prevention is better than cure.
burn or dissolve in acid
make sure you give yourself a good scrub too, including those fingernails!
Agreed - cold water works perfectly*.
Add soap and/or hot water and you are ****ed.
*Don't ask me (or my then girlfriend) how we know that 😯
Cheers for all the helpful advice. Cold water, vanish spray and my toothbrush have done a pretty good job. Next thing was going to be a garlic and acid mix...
And wear a mac next time...
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Off to school prom, I'm one of those lazy teacher types. So a preemptive question: how do I get lipstick stains off my [s]kecks[/s] collar?
White Vinegar but will stink and you need a hair dryer.
Jump in car, get to a local Next store and buy a cheap shirt that claims it doesn't need ironing?
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Frank... I'm in yorkshire I'll never get a tan like that in a day 😉