[Closed] Have we done the imploding testicle sea eagle attack yet?

I have so many follow-up questions

Don't cross them too hard. It's a well known fact that an adult male crossing their legs too fast can create a force equivalent to an eagle's beak.

[i]It's a well known fact that an adult male crossing their legs too fast can create a force equivalent to an eagle's beak. [/i]

I nearly saw the egg of the turtle!

I saw that plastered all over social media yesterday. the ONLY source I could find is that one linked above

dun't sound right to me

edit - and I'm not the only one, Snopes got on the case too
http://www.snopes.com/nude-sunbather-turtle-eggs/

wierdly the whole page is some odd 'can't be cut and paste' thing too.

I think they meant 'crushed' rather than imploded, but it's still a cringeworthy read.

Got any nuts?

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(Sea eagle, not seagull!)

I can't bring myself to read the original post, but I can't help thinking that it's an acceptable sentence for the charge of being Nigel Farage.

I could be wrong, but if I lie down naked on a beach, my bollocks would not resemble anything like a pair of eggs, turtle or otherwise. Nor would they actually be at all visible to a passing bird of prey. A liberal coating in sunscreen really wouldn't change things.

wierdly the whole page is some odd 'can't be cut and paste' thing too.

The rest of the site looks to be clickbait-central too, all amazing things that you won't believe!!!

I could be wrong, but if I lie down naked on a beach, my bollocks would not resemble anything like a pair of eggs, turtle or otherwise.

"Last chicken in Sainsbury's"? That might attract an eagle.

[i]"Last chicken in Sainsbury's"? That might attract an eagle. [/i]

Meat and two veg.

Pensioner expecting meals on wheels?

If he'd rolled over he'd have been proteced from the eagle but vulnerable to an attack by a Harris hawk

If he'd rolled over he'd have been vulnerable to an attack by a Harris hawk

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hat @ thestabiliser

@ thestabiliser
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thestabiliser wasn't the only one to go for low hanging fruit.

He'll always remember about this when he's falcon

I could be wrong, but if I lie down naked on a beach, my bollocks would not resemble anything like a pair of eggs, turtle or otherwise. Nor would they actually be at all visible to a passing bird of prey. A liberal coating in sunscreen really wouldn't change things.

Meanwhile up the coast.....
http://www.cairnstimes.com/cairns-man-binged-ice-feared-dead-attempting-sex-crocodile/