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• Grown men wearing Inca stylie woolly hats.
• People walking round Tesco with Bluetooth headsets (c/w flashing blue lights) on.
• People who fall asleep at work and are only awoken by the sound of their own farts.
Have a word with yourselves.
I only fall into the last category, but yes, I will have a word with myself.
I thought you did not work with Derek anymore
The people who moan about the price of Macmillan cakes this morning.
" £2 for a cup cake! Bit steep "
"No.... Give two quid to a good cause and get a cake for free, you tight get !! "
Grown men wearing Inca stylie woolly hats.
WTF are they doing wearing a hat when it's still summer? I cycled to work in a T shirt and shorts today....
Adults who wear 3/4 length combat shorts and flip-flops.
Had a word.
Didn't have the slightest clue what I was talking about.
• Anyone over the age of three wearing a onesie. Have some self-respect.
• Grown men wearing Inca stylie woolly hats.
Too ****ing right. I always feel an urge to grab those stupid ropey flappy bits and tie them in a knot in front of the wearer's face, preferably round a lamppost or to the back of a bin lorry or something.
Shopfitters.
Have a word with yourshelves.
Angry clothing fundamentalists: have a meditate with one's Self.
(Some lovely friends bought me a wool beanie hate but in all honesty the UK is too warm for it 361 days of the year)
Literary snobs, have a word with Will Self....
😥 I live in shorts and sandals 🙁
Schizophrenic, have a word with yourself.
Just been stood in the bank queue while the local loud mouth was at the counter, Crocs with socks !!! FFS, crocs in adults should be instant jail!! he`d have looked so much better in just socks!!
Get the **** over yourselves
People who get upset by silly threads on pushbike forums that are obviously meant as a lighthearted diversion to the real horrors of the world.
yes your OP was so obviously lighthearted, the bullet points and instruction for these types of people to 'have a word' just screamed joke.
the Will Self and schizo comments were obviously in jest, yours and a few others, not so.
but so as to join in on the joke...
Those that judge others by their own standards, have a word....ha ha ha ha
Men who pleasure themselves on trains. Apparently cases are increasing.
Nobody wants to see your pantograph being yanked. Have a word.
The only one I really object to is the Bluetooth earpiece thing. Is it still 2002?
yes your OP was so obviously lighthearted, the bullet points and instruction for these types of people to 'have a word' just screamed joke.
the Will Self and schizo comments were obviously in jest, yours and a few others, not so.but so as to join in on the joke...
Those that judge others by their own standards, have a word....ha ha ha ha
Blimey 😯
Paranoid schizophrenics - Have a word with yourself
Too right. Who needs a bluetooth earpiece when you can put your laptop sized mobile phone on speaker and walk round Morrisons holding it 3 inches in front of your mouth.The only one I really object to is the Bluetooth earpiece thing. Is it still 2002?
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I purposefully chose a "Keep Calm and ..." poster cos they're the best and everyone loves them 🙂
Mogrim: thanks, needed that 🙂
Oh, and why the hell would anyone want to pleasure themselves on a train? no journey is that exciting
The Bluetooth headphone thing* always men, usually never anyone who looks like the kind of person Obama needs to call when the shit really hits the fan, other accoutrements include - keys on a belt clip, at the front of the ill fitting jeans and white trainers.
*Sweeping humourous observation
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I've got a woolly hat with ear flaps, because I get chronic ear pain when it's cold, or even a bit breezy, and normal woolly hats don't work. I'm not wearing a headband either
If it ruins your day, look somewhere else
Adults on micro-scooters...... Wind it in
Adults on micro-scooters
Probably "meeja" types.
Jolly men with white beards and red cloaks, have a word with your elves.
Blokes who are following the beard and slickback hair trend (no doubt with a tattoo "sleeve")
Have a word with yourself: You are [b]not[/b] an individual.
Anagram enthusiasts - avhe a rwod twhi uyoslevrse
Narcoleptic programmers - Have a char(122) with yourselves
Putting a globe on display in Ikea.
Have a world with your shelves.
Was on a bus yesterday alsongside a group of Student programmers OMFG! Think of a live "what tyres for..." debate on here. they were sat at the back of the top deck and I could see everyone else look at them quite intently as they got up and went down the stairs as if they were some previsouly unknown species in a zoo.
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DezB - MemberBlokes who are following the beard and slickback hair trend (no doubt with a tattoo "sleeve")
Have a word with yourself: You are not an individual.
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!AAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
this^ and the 'cockateil' hairdo 'trend'... C0ck alright.
^ If i saw someone like that in the woods he'd have a Highroller II stripe up the back of his hed before you could say hipster douchebag! A retro 26er of course 😉
Nonono - allow the youth their style embarrassments, just take photo's for later. After all at least he's not showing his pants and walking like a penguin 'cos his belt is round his knees
Grumpy old men to the fore 😆
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if I have a word with my self it always turns into a fight.
Adults on micro-scooters...... Wind it in
I'm a pretty nice, live-and-let-live kind of person, but when I see grown up men and women commuting on scooters I do judge them a little bit.
Had a word.
Didn't have the slightest clue what I was talking about.
The fact that you listened is all that matters.
P.S Any update on the steak bake.
Blokes who are following the beard and slickback hair trend (no doubt with a tattoo "sleeve")
Have a word with yourself: You are not an individual.
My wife hates this trend ,i have a promise of a one way ticket to Syria for even thinking about doing it .
My wife hates this trend ,i have a promise of a one way ticket to Syria for even thinking about doing it .
Always have an exit strategy
I have , i'ts a ticket to Iraq.
Most of this hating on hipsters or people who try and dress fashionably just reeks of male middle aged insecurity tbf. Not everyone has to spend their life in 10 year old trainers falling apart at the seams and a fleece they picked up in Millets in Ambleside.
People who still use/find amusing the 'keep calm and carry on' poster and its variations... Beyond lame... Sorry but it really is lame
• People who fall asleep at work and are only awoken by the sound of their own farts.
Ummmm I fart myself awake on a regular basis and it gives me sleepy amusement and an undeserved sense of accomplishment. I will not be having a word with myself.
Not everyone has to spend their life in 10 year old trainers falling apart at the seams and a fleece they picked up in Millets in Ambleside.
I was actually despairing my lost sense of dignity this morning, when I realised I was wearing a pair of ancient, cheap-ass, shapeless, Craghopper winter fleece-lined trousers, a T-shirt with a cat on it and a fleece jacket and a pair of Sports Direct Karrimor clown-shoes. And I need a haircut and a shave 🙁
I tried to have a word with myself but the bluetooth hadn't paired up properly so I had to leave myself a message 🙁
footflaps - Member
Grown men wearing Inca stylie woolly hats.
WTF are they doing wearing a hat when it's still summer? I cycled to work in a T shirt and shorts today....
I'm riding to work wearing a pair of Vietnam-era Tigerstripe camo combats which have been hacked off just below the knees, whatever old tee takes my fancy, (a Madder Rose one the last couple of days), an old but serviceable pair of Vans SPUD shoes without the Spuds, a 1994 Vail World's fleece gilet with an equally ancient Buffalo MTB Windshirt, so I'm not in a position to comment really, but the bloke who came in as one of our temps the last couple of days, working in a really rather warm environment and wearing a big thick wooly bobble-ski hat just looked like a complete tit!
People at work who get a little bit of power and turn into Stalin* .
Trot on.
(*other dictators available)
Ventriloquists, have a word...
[i]Most of this hating on hipsters or people who try and dress fashionably just reeks of male middle aged insecurity tdf[/i]
Clueless. It's about people who think they've got style cos they copy someone else.
Have a word with yourself.
Hmm, I have a big white beard (no hipster haircut, not enough up top for that).
Who am I supposed to have a word with.... ?
A santa claus agent ?
Most of this hating on hipsters or people who try and dress fashionably just reeks of male middle aged insecurity tbf. Not everyone has to spend their life in 10 year old trainers falling apart at the seams and a fleece they picked up in Millets in Ambleside.
+1 and I'm middle aged, an still wearing my office shorts and dodgy on-one tshirts but bit cold for my flip flops.
Winter gear will be Abercrombie slim fit jeans... Gotta love the cycling life style never had a 34 inch waist when I was 20.
Most of this hating on hipsters or people who try and dress fashionably just reeks of male middle aged insecurity tdfClueless. It's about people who think they've got style cos they copy someone else.
Have a word with yourself.
It's just fashion- most of this hating on hipsters is one-way. They don't care what you're wearing and probably have no opinion on it whatsoever. Yet you're quietly seething about their choice of clothes and how they 'think they've got style' and what a massive hypocrisy their life is to you.
Like I say, seems very defensive and like you have a big chip on your shoulder. I'm not a hipster myself and am as unfashionable as the next person, but I don't see why people deciding to dress a certain way bothers everyone so much.
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They don't care what you're wearing and probably have no opinion on it whatsoever.
Hipsters are fashion victims, they do care what you wear and they will notice.
We like cycling and we notice bikes they like fashion they notice clothes
Blonde bimbos driving minis have a word with yourself that way you won't be on your phone.
Onanists, have a.... Oh, you already are.
[i]Like I say, seems very defensive and like you have a big chip on your shoulder.[/i]
Sorry duggan, please don't think I care [i]that[/i] much. It's just words on the innernet fer a laugh 😉
Never been able to grow a bloody beard though.
The only thing I dislike about the hipsters is I get beard envy.
But they have good bars, so they're fine by me. And they give me and a colleague the opportunity to have "no, you're the bigger hipster" arguments.
People working late competitively though, have a word with yourselves. No-one is impressed that you don't have a life/have poor time management skills.
Word up.