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a question to people 'with' religion;

what other abstract things do you believe in?

nessie/santa clause/fairies at the bottom of the garden?

A question to atheists/agnostics;

how would you treat someone (a friend perhaps) who told you that they ernestly believed, no, KNEW, that there were monsters under the bed?

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Posted : 30/09/2009 7:59 am
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sticks head in to see what fuss is about............

just going to leave without saying out.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 8:07 am
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do you think the Catholic Church is prejudice against sinners ? I mean, all that stuff telling them about burning in Hell like.

I'm not too well up on their current thinking, but Jesus said "Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us" and told the parable about the prodigal son so there seems to be some wiggle room...


 
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Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor - I think what I said was true, of course whether a person is atheist or any other...there is in fact, in my view, something not totally human, if they leave out the transcendent. If they leave out an aspect of what I believe everyone was made for, which is, uh, a search for transcendent meaning, we call it God. Now if you say that has no place, then I feel that it is a diminishment of what it is to be a human, because to be human in the sense I believe humanity is directed because made by God, I think if you leave that out then you are not fully human.

hmmm, he talks about searching for 'transcendent meaning', and I'm not sure what that means, but then goes on to identify that with God. Now people may choose to spend time looking for the meaning of life if they wish, and I suppose for some that is their way of life, but I don't see what gives him the right to define the parameters for humanity. However we come to be here, we do have a limited choice to decide how we shall live and what we will strive for, and that may or may not include speculation about what happens afterwards, but I would suggest a sensible criterion for humanness is how we treat each other (and for that matter, other creatures) rather than what types of introspection we indulge in. Humans are diverse and I don't think it serves any practical purpose to delimit their membership of the race according to their philosophy (or absense of).


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 9:08 am
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Guess the well known phrase or saying...

Cesare Borgia on a bike?

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Posted : 30/09/2009 9:19 am
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Some interesting stats/thoughts on religion and science: http://davidkeen.blogspot.com/2009/09/faith-and-darwin.html


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 9:21 am
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Religions can make up any rules they want ...........no matter are absurd or ridiculous. It's their religion.

The Catholic church won't allow women to become priests, which suggests sexual prejudice. But unless you happen to be a female Catholic who wants to be a priest, then it's got **** all to do with you. And even then it would only be between you, and the Catholic church ...... no one else.


Who feel that they are entitled to have an opinion on things which don't in anyway concern them

Presumably I should not be bothered about say the BNP or anyone who oppresses or attacks Gays then as I am neither black nor gay?
I should have turned a blind eye to Nazi Germany I mean not like I am Jewish, Disabled or a gypsy.
As for Israel neither a Jew nor a Palestine shall I just ignore that also?

So if it is NOT actually personally happening to me at that moment in time I should have no opinion.
Seems a rather odd position to adopt in life.
Whilst they get to vote and have representation in the house of lords I will maintain that what they do does affect me as they have unelected representatives able to influence the law making process of this country.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 9:28 am
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Re the accusations that the atheists here are bullying the god-botherers, I'd agree that some of the wording could be toned down a bit to avoid causing offence. However it still remains a fact that if you find something ridiculous, a natural response is to ridicule it. A couple of hundred years ago, if you announced that you didn't believe in God (or even expressed the wrong type of belief) you could be executed for blasphemy. It's not really surprising that Dawkins and others are leading a bit of a backlash.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 9:30 am
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So you aren't bothered about the Catholic church, and other religious organisations, pressuring MPs to take a "pro-life" stance on abortion and to ban stem-cell research

Not at all. Those with an opposing opinion can do exactly the same.

I think some people need a reality check. According to you khegs, religion has being around for at least 300,000 years, so it isn't suddenly going to disappear. Banning religion is not an option. Even severe persecution is not effective - in fact, more likely to be counter-productive. Removing the need for religion as outlined by Marx, is not feasible under prevailing conditions.

Best then, to get used to it. And not waste your life filled with anger, bitterness, and resentment ...... in what other people believe.

or the fact that the CofE get to have 26 bishops in the House of Lords?

Of course I'm not happy with the fact that the C of E get to have 26 bishops in the House of Lords.
But it is the [i]constitution[/i] which I'm opposed to, not the religion.

Junkyard - if you feel [i]that[/i] unhappy about the plight of gays within the established Christian churches, I suggest you set up your own Church, were gays are welcomed with open arms - I'm sure that gays from all over, will come and join your gay-friendly Church. You are of course completely free to do that ......... that is the beauty of religious freedom.

EDIT : "gay-friendly churches" which gays can freely join, already exist ........... but hey, let's not 'nit-pick', eh ?


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 10:33 am
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Does anyone else think ernie is still posting weak arguments intentionally to undermine the case he purports to be advocating ? I can't help feeling he's laughing his socks off as people attempt to take him at face value 🙂

As far as I can see no one has suggested persecution or banning religions but it seems to me that applying a degree of criticism serves to rein in its irrationality

I'm left wondering who is supposed to be exhibiting "anger, bitterness, and resentment" other than ernie, and I suspect his is feigned.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 10:43 am
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As far as I can see no one has suggested persecution or banning religions

I was suggesting possible alternatives to tolerating religion - are you too daft to figure that out ? Arguing against religion will not get rid of it or have you not figured that either, after 300,000 years ? Religion fulfils a human need, which as I said, cannot be removed under prevailing conditions. So those are your choices, you either put up with it or, well erm, ......... you put up with it. Arguing, banning, persecution, etc are not options.

No wait ............ you [i]don't[/i] have to put up with it, you can be angry, bitter, and resentful.............. I forgot about [i]that[/i] choice.

Does anyone else think ernie is still posting weak arguments intentionally

Just ignore them then ............. I won't be offended.

I have say, you appear to be putting quite a bit of time and effort arguing against 'weak arguments' ............. just don't do it mate.


 
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Arguing against religion will not get rid of it or have you not figured that either, after 300,000 years ?

I'm not interested in getting rid of it - I was suggesting "curbing irrationality" as a goal. Obviously religion is a solace to some people and I wouldn't seek to deny it them.

I have say, you appear to be putting quite a bit of time and effort arguing against 'weak arguments'

but I [b]like[/b] arguing ernie, so I'll have to take what I get 🙂


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 11:08 am
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more tea vicar?


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 11:22 am
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but I like arguing ernie, so I'll have to take what I get

You mean you can't find anyone with a 'strong' argument to argue against .............. how sad for you simon 😐

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Posted : 30/09/2009 11:27 am
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You mean you can't find anyone with a 'strong' argument to argue against

well, obviously most people have better things to do...

BTW ernie, which brand of religion do you adhere to ? For the record I used to be a Catholic until such time as I was invited to think about the matter


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 11:32 am
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Putting words into my mouth, ernie? 😉

I have never said anything about banning religion, it would be pointless stupid and counterproductive. It seems to provide some people with salace and support and there isn't anything wrong with that.

The role of the Church in public life, that is something that it is possible to try and do something about. Disestablishing the CofE, thats doable, removing public funding from faith schools, doable too, IMO.

Pointing and laughing when religious leaders comment on things they have no competency to comment on, that is my right, just because they are claiming some divine mandate shouldn't make them any more immune from criticism and ridicule than me, Simon, you, Dawkins, Gordon Brown, call me Dave or Ghandi. IMO religious leaders commenting on science is often about as relevant and useful as getting mackerel to comment on pop music.

Angry, bitter and resentful? Not usually, no more than Homeopathy, astrology and other purveyors of woo and pseudo-science annoy me.
On the other hand, if it is something that is causing material harm to people, like Matthias Rath does, or trying to effect [b]my[/b] life because of [b]their[/b] beliefs, then yeah that does make me angry and I will try and do something about it. To pick a trivial example, would you be happy forgoing your bacon sarnie, because pork isn't Kosher and Halal? Assuming you don't abide by those dietary restrictions because of your religion.


 
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I dont belong to C of E or Catholic, Baptist, Methodist .... list goes on
Im not a fan of ritual or organised religion.
The church I go to is totally independant, self governing and is whats known as a free church. Our Minister doesnt wear a silly hat or robe, ummm jeans and shirt most of the time I think. We have a full rock band leading the music (awesome drummer). Out of a city full of large ornate imposing churches with locked doors, ours is open 24 hours a day. We do the most out reach work in our city especially feeding the homeless and running a womens refuge. We are the only church in the whole county which provides care for mentally and physically handicapped children (I run this) I cant go into most churches on a Sunday morning because Christians wouldnt like my sons weird noises interuppting there ceremony! Not very Christian eh? Well not at my church, everyone is welcome (regardless of sexual orientation,colour etc).
We work with the local hospice, support addicts (sex and drug mostly, I was the latter!). Most importantly my church is fun, yes its true. Most Sundays I end up in stitches (our Minister is hilarious).
Thats the other side of church, its not all hard wooden pews and snobby Christians and weird rituals, Im lucky to be 'free' and just get together with 500 people on a Sunday morning and have a great time. As well as work on projects throughout the week together.
Fair enough if you think what I belive is a load of old tosh, just wanted to point out that some churches are not what you expect, dont tar all of us with the same brush.


 
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Oh to really wind you up, here I am getting baptised whilst I was out in Germany a couple of years ago. We had friends there who are Humanists (had a humanist wedding etc) they didnt 'argue' with me about my faith, same as I wouldnt give them crap for not 'believing'. We love each other and when you love you respect, end of.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 12:11 pm
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No.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 12:13 pm
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Day 5 on the stw forum......


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 12:15 pm
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At the risk of being set upon by more angry "sensitives" (and yes, I know I said I was "outtahere" but forgive me, I was tempted)... I'm glad you're having fun.

However, your beliefs are tosh.


 
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I dont belong to C of E or Catholic, Baptist, Methodist .... list goes on

Ah I see ............... a Heretic then 😯

You're going to go through the gates of Hell and burn for eternity, quicker than the Atheists, LoulaBaby 😐

At least simonfbarnes has some sort of an excuse.

khegs - if the majority of the population feels that bacon sarnies should be banned, then I would be fine with that.
Mind you, my opinion might be coloured by the fact that I don't eat pig 💡


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 12:18 pm
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We have a full rock band leading the music (awesome drummer).

God rock never seems to quite get there, it's like non alcoholic beer.


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 12:28 pm
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Day 5 on the stw forum......

LOL ta
For dobbo

Lets Rock ...well sort off

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Posted : 30/09/2009 12:41 pm
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I give up 😥


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 1:15 pm
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Me too. 😀


 
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I'm sincerely hoping that you are joking with loula, ernie.

Otherwise the comment about burning is pretty unpleasant, I couldn't care less if someone said it to me, but I don't believe in it, presumably Loula does.

On christian rock, I'm not exactly enamoured with it, but then again, I doubt that is much of a surprise, but as long as the people in church enjoy it, good on them.


 
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"I'm sincerely hoping that you are joking with loula, ernie.

Otherwise the comment about burning is pretty unpleasant, I couldn't care less if someone said it to me, but I don't believe in it, presumably Loula does."

I just got this image of a dog chasing it's own tail...

Interesting though- does Loula believe in a "hell"? If so, can she tell us where it is and if so, how come the location hasn't been published yet? 😀


 
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I couldn't care less if someone said it to me, but I don't believe in it, presumably Loula does.

But all is not lost khegs. LoulaBella has time to repent and save her soul ........... she need not fear 8)


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 1:32 pm
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Ernie you really are bored aren't you.
can you not just e-mail rude boy and save us from this troll?


 
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Some music made by Christians is great - I love this album, the version of "He Who Would Valiant Be" is a dancefloor banger!

http://trunkrecords.greedbag.com/buy/resurrection-the-amplified-bible-0/

Loulabella, you seem to be making out that being a Christian comes with no strings attached. That might be true for a few lucky people, but if that's really the way things are with your church, you're probably in the minority.

I really distrust "cuddly" Christians who attempt to update their way of worship in a bid to appeal to more people. My mum was a teacher at a school that was basically taken over by Christians with a style of worship that led her to describe them as "happy clappies". They were so fervent that their beliefs should be incorporated into the way the school was run, and displayed such favouritism towards their fellow born-agains, that the "normal" teachers there mostly ended up leaving - my mum, who is not religious but is extremely moderate and respectful in her views, basically ended up being forced out and came close to having a nervous breakdown.


 
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you really are bored aren't you.

But presumably, not as bored as the wally who asked me if I was 'joking'.

No mate, I meant it. LoulaBella really is "going to burn in Hell". What a stupid dumbass question to ask ffs.

And the suggestion that she might be upset that I've told her she's going to Hell, what am I .........someone who's religious views she deeply admires and respects ? ffs


 
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Jedi anyone?


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 2:04 pm
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I doubt many are taking your views seriously and I doubt you are. For someone who told me to allow religions to do as they please why the sudden change to condemn Loula Belle to hell surely she has just chjosen her won religion and what has it got to do with you . Re read your post particularly the bit where you said they can make up their own rules for themselves and the bit where if you are unaffected you should have no view Ernie. I believe you also called somehow an hypocrite mmmmm

Nice trolling Ernie .


 
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For someone who told me to allow religions to do as they please why the sudden change to condemn Loula Belle to hell surely she has just chjosen her won religion and what has it got to do with you

But ernie is absolutely correct - any of the various subdivisions or sects of Christianity thinks that all the others are damned, exactly the same as atheists. Any sect that doesn't worship in the same way as you is heretical. Surely that's a basic point of religion that everyone must have noticed - the Crusades, etc.

Hence my question yesterday, how does any Christian, any religious person, know that they are worshipping the correct god?

Interesting though- does Loula believe in a "hell"? If so, can she tell us where it is and if so, how come the location hasn't been published yet?

You don't need to believe in any sort of 'hell' to understand the idea of 'heaven'.


 
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But ernie is absolutely correct - any of the various subdivisions or sects of Christianity thinks that all the others are damned, exactly the same as atheists. Any sect that doesn't worship in the same way as you is heretical. Surely that's a basic point of religion that everyone must have noticed - the Crusades, etc.

I think you're wrong on all counts there, with a very few minor exceptions, which while having Abrahamic origins generally don't don't want to stand up and be counted as Christian, no matter how [b]you[/b] might label them. Modern day Christianity is very ecumenical.


 
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I treat people's personal religious beliefs (or lack of) and life choices, with a respect which I don't necessarily extend to other considerations

Why should religion be singled out for special treatment just because it can't be proved, as opposed to arguing with some one about politics?

Religion has had a "oh, can't mess with that, its [i]religion[/]" and religioon poking its nose in every part of our lives (want treatment for parkinsons?...lets ask a nonce in a dress and leave the doctors and scientists opinions to last)

This is the crux of the issue I feel.

SSP


 
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Modern day Christianity is very ecumenical.

All that blod shed to find that it's all the same to God. 🙄


 
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I was suggesting possible alternatives to tolerating religion - are you too daft to figure that out ? Arguing against religion will not get rid of it or have you not figured that either, after 300,000 years ? Religion fulfils a human need, which as I said, cannot be removed under prevailing conditions. So those are your choices, you either put up with it or, well erm, ......... you put up with it. Arguing, banning, persecution, etc are not options.

I agree with SFB however just to take issue with a couple of points.
Religion mutates and the current social zeitgeist determines what we get. Burning heretics isnt really done anymore and several countries in recent years have legislated religion out of any decision making role. This is the most important part of this whole thread and my mention of it has not been picked up.
Religion needs to be argued against because it is harmful.
What is the human need that cannot be removed?


 
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600 !!!!!

may the force be with you 😀


 
Posted : 30/09/2009 4:31 pm
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YES!!!! Is it a record? Mods?


 
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No.


 
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I am the Resurrection and the Life (John Squire 11:1-44)


 
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just to get the numbers up...

religion is a solace to some people and I wouldn't seek to deny it them.

Hallelujah! That's why you should not ridicule believers. Question yes, ridicule no.

I was a weak atheist but found myself forced to turn to faith (for reasons I cannot discuss here). I have a need for God to bring meaning to this life. Call it a psychological flaw if it helps. If you don't, fine and good luck; I'm not about to try and convert you!


 
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Over 600 posts, most of them tripe!
I used to believe in the STW hive mind, now I have doubt.
You have collectively destroyed my faith.
Is there a beta way of life?

If so, what tyres?


 
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The old Dr Pepper ads used to use the slogan "What's the worst that could happen?"... and in the same way you could also apply this to going along to an Alpha Course. Non threatening, free meal, a chance to ask the difficult questions - if it's not for you then okay but the invitation is there all the same and it could change you life for the better.

Personally I hope and pray that many of you will go.


 
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a Free Meal , you say?

Hmm, suddenly it's becoming tempting.

Nah. I'll pass thanks.

"What's the worst that could happen?"
-you could be wasting a few hours of your non-eternal life.


 
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"What's the worst that could happen?"... and in the same way you could also apply this to going along to an Alpha Course.

What's the worst that could happen?
You could waste ten evenings of your life with a load of crushing bores.


 
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[i]Over 600 posts, most of them tripe![/i]

It's a thread about organised religion. Every single post is tripe. Including mine. including this one.

No-one knows, simple as that, I don't know. You don't know, the god botherers don't know.

If you die and find out god was watching you all the time - Bingo, if you were good that's splendid, if you were bad then god forgives. You'll still go to heaven.

If you die and there is no god, no worries, unless of course you wasted your life worshipping god, ooops, what a cock you look now. Not that you'll know or care because there's no afterlife. Still, people who are still living would be laughing their asses off if they knew. Which they don't.

No-one does.


 
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Jedi anyone?

No thanks, I've just put one out.


 
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Tyger, the worst that happens is something being sold. It has a value placed on it, you are supposed to contract into buying/not buying for life. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
If I buy and then change my mind 6 months down the line because I am unhappy with the terms and conditions, who do I complain to?


 
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@samuri 😀


 
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samuri - according to the Bible God will forgive you anytime if you're sincere while you're alive but if you die refusing to accept God's forgiveness then you won't go to Heaven. That said, accepting God's forgiveness through Jesus' death and resurrection is much, much more than just a ticket to Heaven - it's a complete change in your life for the best.
Once again, if you raised your point at an Alpha meeting I'm sure you wouldn't be alone but there would be the chance to discuss it.


 
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Trampus - there's no obligation just an invitation


 
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Sorry tyger, perhaps I didn't make myself clear.

Nobody knows. Including you. I can discuss things that nobody knows about anywhere.


 
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samuri - - well what if I were to put it this way....

if I try and live my life according to what I believe to be true i.e. try and be a true Christian and when I die I find it was all a con, then the worst that's happened is I've hopefully led a good life - however, the flip-side is that if the Bible teaching is correct and it is the case that Heaven and Hell does exist and that a decision is required which can't be made after death then I wouldn't want to have not made an informed choice.

But that's not the whole story because, personally, I know that having a faith has made a huge difference to my life and I know this is going to open me up to a right ol' flaming, but to have the knowledge and experience of God's love and forgiveness is breathtaking.


 
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You have collectively destroyed my faith.

result!

but if you die refusing to accept God's forgiveness then you won't go to Heaven

that would be another result, for me at least, as heaven sounds ghastly, however I read a while back that latest Christian thought is downgrading heaven...

Every single post is tripe. Including mine. including this one.

No-one knows, simple as that, I don't know. You don't know, the god botherers don't know.

if you'll pardon me Jon, my position is that you don't need to know anyway - you might as well make the best of this life and worry about death when it happens. Any gods can have the finger as far as I'm concerned.


 
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as heaven sounds ghastly

Mmm let me see now - eternal life or death - yep, I think I know which I'd choose and it's not death! 🙂


 
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yep, I think I know which I'd choose and it's not death!

I'd rather be nothing than be bored. If you could meet other dead people you knew previously it might be good for a couple of weeks but then what else would there be to [b]DO[/b] ? What interests me is creativity, challenge, achievement, argument, carnality - all missing from projections of heaven 🙁


 
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...carnality - all missing from projections of heaven

You haven't been to Jannah mate...


 
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I'd rather be nothing than be bored

For me, a God who created all the natural wonders we have (not to mention life itself) is very unlikely to have made Heaven boring.


 
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I imagine it as an overlit dentists waiting room. Except you never get the fun of seeing the dentist. But in any case, if I have to do as I'm told (or actually not told) I'd rather pass on it, any god that wanted to be worshipped or obeyed would be contemptible.


 
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This is the world's biggest monster thread, ever. I simply can not read it all, though some of it at the beginning was absolutely flinking hysterical. Can someone provide a synopsis..? 😛


 
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Simple.

Alpha course anyone?

Don't bother, brainwashy evangelical thing.

God doesn't exist, religion is balls.
Not it isn't!
yes it is!
rinse repeat for 10+ pages with various arguments dodgy or not used on either side.
Religion doesn't concern you atheists so let it alone!
Yes it does!
rinse repeat for several pages.

You'll burn if you support the wrong sect!
Hypocrite
Oh ffs is this still going on?
Heaven rocks
Nah, its dull

Can I have a synopsis please?

There ya go


 
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Predictably Awesome! 😆 Awesomely predictable! 😆

I [b]LOVE[/b] STW!!

(I think we'll have to try starting a 'Padded Fred'-era thread on paedophiles or something of that ilk to somehow ever top this 😉 )

...and the outright wittiest response so far? (apart from the previous post, of course)


 
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Answer to original question :

Alpha Course. Non threatening, free meal, a chance to ask the difficult questions - if it's not for you then okay but the invitation is there all the same and it could change you life for the better.


 
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I was a weak atheist but found myself forced to turn to faith (for reasons I cannot discuss here). I have a need for God to bring meaning to this life.

😆 That's about the worst advert for religion I've ever heard, you still don't sound like you're convinced about the whole thing either.


 
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Morning, all.

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samuri - according to the Bible..."

I don't understand why you cannot see that quoting scripture at an atheist is not going to advance your cause. Your scripture is regarded as the scribblings of ignorant bronze-age tribes who didn't understand the universe around them because they hadn't yet developed their conciousness beyond worrying about eating different types of animals and thinking that earthquakes are caused by angry gods, and THESE are the sources that you think have something useful to impart?

Insanity is, as I think I already remarked, repeating the same action again and again whilst expecting a different result.

Unsubstantiated claims without foundation in verifiable evidence, as usual.

A fantasy. 🙄


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 7:31 am
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'[...] if I try and live my life according to what I believe to be true i.e. try and be a true Christian and when I die I find it was all a con, then the worst that's happened is I've hopefully led a good life - however, the flip-side is that if the Bible teaching is correct and it is the case that Heaven and Hell does exist and that a decision is required which can't be made after death then I wouldn't want to have not made an informed choice.'

That sounds suspiciously like all non-Christians will burn in hell, even if they've lived a good life. That's a club I definitely don't want to be a member of.


 
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I was a weak atheist but found myself forced to turn to faith (for reasons I cannot discuss here). I have a need for God to bring meaning to this life.

Just like 99% of people who take up religion.

1) My girlfriend left me so I took up religion
2) I have no real friends so I took up religion
3) My mum/dad died so I took up religion.
4) I lost my job and am broke so I took up religion
5) I'm an ex drug addict so I took up religion

And like you most will not admit why they took up religion but just say there was a very good reason.

If it gives you the strength to cope then crack on, but at least be honest about it.


 
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[i]if I try and live my life according to what I believe to be true i.e. try and be a true Christian and when I die I find it was all a con, then the worst that's happened is I've hopefully led a good life - however, the flip-side is that if the Bible teaching is correct and it is the case that Heaven and Hell does exist and that a decision is required which can't be made after death then I wouldn't want to have not made an informed choice.[/i]

As I've pointed out before, the flipside is that you've been following the wrong book, and the wrong religion, and that the gods that you should have been worshipping are really pissed off with you.
Surely you realise this as an equally valid possibility?


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 7:51 am
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Insanity is, as I think I already remarked, repeating the same action again and again.....

An explanation of insanity and a demonstration of irony in the same sentence.


 
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Yes. 8)


 
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if I try and live my life according to what I believe to be true i.e. try and be a true Christian and when I die I find it was all a con, then the worst that's happened is I've hopefully led a good life - however, the flip-side is that if the Bible teaching is correct and it is the case that Heaven and Hell does exist and that a decision is required which can't be made after death then I wouldn't want to have not made an informed
choice.
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Well, that takes the cake. The most hypocritical, fence sitting view of all, imo. Akin to a deathbed 'conversion'. How can you say you believe in something, then say that there's a possibility that it's not true. Anyone would think you're only in it for the afterlife benefits. mtfu, you're either in or out.


 
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Can someone provide a synopsis..?

doesn't that rather miss the point ? It's a journey of discovery...


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 8:28 am
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mtfu, you're either in or out.
😆

Brilliant. I love the idea of Jesus telling his disciples to MTFU. 24hr marathons, pah! 40 days and 40 nights is where it's at.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 8:37 am
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It's a journey of discovery...

Agreed. Well it's been a journey of discovery for me. I've discovered just how much of a hypocrite you are.

IE, after claiming not to give people's religious views any sort of special treatment, you then dedicate almost a week of your life to slagging them off.


 
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Pretty soon we're going to need an Alpha course for this very thread...
1: Who is Ernie?
2: Why didn't Whopit die?
3: Why and how should I read the whole thread?
4: How does Tyger guide us?
5: How can I resist SFB?
6: Why and how should I warn others?
etc...


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 8:41 am
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IE, after claiming not to give people's religious views any sort of special treatment, you then dedicate almost a week of your life to slagging them off.

That's only true if SFB doesn't spend a week on any other threads slagging other things off, therefore your argument is void.


 
Posted : 01/10/2009 8:45 am
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I've discovered just how much of a hypocrite you are.

As opposed to you who said religion could make their own rules up and then told Loula Belle she was a hypocrit for her brand and was going to hell...we have missed your trolling /banter with Barnes ernie welcome back...dont let facts or consistency stop you now you are on a roll.

a God who created all the natural wonders we have (not to mention life itself)

Presumably he also made all the bad things then as well like say earth quakes, child deaths, slow painful deaths from cancer, senile dementia, juvenile Leukaemia the child rapists, Adolf Hitler, pain suffering and death.... the list is endless is it not so why just see the good in the world he created?

if I try and live my life according to what I believe to be true i.e. try and be a true Christian and when I die I find it was all a con, then the worst that's happened is I've hopefully led a good life

There are 5 main world religions.. all of them claiming to be the one true god (or Gods in the case of Sikhism). Therefore at least 4 of them are wrong. So if (and it is a very big if) one of them is correct the probability is that you have actually worshipped the wrong God/s and I bet god is more annoyed at those who have worshipped a false god rather than those that have not worshipped any. Chances are we will meet in Hell (well not me as I have not been baptised so cannot be judged


 
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