[Closed] Guy on train on (that i have seen) 5th bag of crisps!

Oh great. A tuna sandwich.

And you care why ? 🙄

What type of crisps are they?

Sitting opposite. And it's packed so no option to move.

video him - now !!

All one flavour or a variety multipack ?

All plain. Kettle ones so super noisy.

I can see another thread about to appear 'guy on train keeps staring at me while I'm eating me crisps'

How long you been on the train for? Are you traversing the scorched interior of Australia or the frozen steppes of Siberia? Or commuting home to Slough?

kettle chips..!?

I was all ready to steam into this thread with some grit and vitriol, to tear some strips off this filthy little poor person and his dirty public display of poor dietary requirements..

but kettle chips you say..?

Sounds to me like he's one of us..!!

Good on the fella, everyone loves a good fried potato.. probably doing it for a good cause..

Five bags you say..? Good effort, what a trooper.. a real man's man if ever there was..

c'mon guys, let's give this chap the credit he deserves

is it Arby ?

is he super fat too?
fat people eating...ugghhh disgusting?

munchies, has he got red eyes ?

Kettle chips are horrible, they're so greasy.

Is there an elderly gent in an old tweed suit, plying the children with Werthers original...?
Steer clear of im.
Crisp man must be full by now...

I find eating GARLIC on public transport ensures you get a free seat oposite you

perhaps it's his tea and he's not eaten anything all day...

The issue is not what or really how much. wouldn't say no if he offered. It's the fact I don't really want to see it being churned to a paste in detail.

close your eyes?
look out the window?
newspaper?
leave fatboy alone, poor chap, he's probably got no friends, no wife or GF and goes home to play xbox all evening by himself with teenage americans who are better at the game than he is and mock him, these crisps on a train might be his only outlet for fun.

one of his five a day?

Sneeze in his mouth

Look out window and all I see is his reflection. The pretty lady the other side is starting to look uncomfortable with me now. He's gone now. Left a lot of rubbish. Keep the train cleaners in work.

5 bags of kettle crisps?!

was it this guy

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I could happily eat 5 bags of crisps at a go, but kettlechips? He'll have no skin left in his mouth.

Come on 25g bag of crisp is bugger all you need at least 3 to 4 bags just to know you've eaten anything*

*This is the reason I no longer buy crisp.

Does he smell of weed?

Five bags wouldn't touch the sides after a couple of fat bifters.

Five bags wouldn't touch the sides after a couple of fat bifters.

Nor would they touch the sides of a couple of fat biffers.

😉

singlespeedstu - Member

Does he smell of weed?

This may be why I know the thing about kettlechips and mouth lacerations Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Last time there was a "I'm on a train and..." thread I posted this...

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maybe he's in training..