a hooker?

Thai bride?

Some very short cut down jeans?

Take that tickets ?

A Thai bride?

Singlespeed of some kind I'm guessing.

I'm going with the Take That tickets

A banana for lunch and some soy sauce to dip it in?

a posh watch?

already married, and own a singlespeed. I prefer westlife...

a dalek, modified so that the gun thing fires banana tiramisu, which will be delivered by Take That, who will also perform an impromptu and completely unexpected concert in your garden (well, not now that i've ruined the surprise it won't be, sorry about that, but you will be surprised when Slash turns up to do the guitar solos that Take That will become famous for), the climax of which will be the Second Coming when the Thai Brides appear.

a posh watch is a very good guess, but not right

ok, Westlife, then.

bigbutslimmerbloke has got it, how did you know?

But it'll [probably be Keith Richards, not Slash

aah, in that case, its not right...

iphone 4?

The services of a half decent ghost writer?

are you sure? As the countrys premier supplier of banana tiramisu modifications to the dalek empire, my order book is fairly concise.

is it the key harmonic to the universe then?

A life? 😉

A sense of humour?

Do we care?

You bought the same thing I didn't buy - what a coincidence 🙄

ooh, surf-mat, how cutting.

sorry slimmerbloke, its not me who placed that order..

simwit wins the prize

[i]iphone 4[/i]

Really? [i]That[/i] exciting?

I've just been wished a "Wonderful weekend" by an American colleague. I guess it's started already thanks to STW.

Was it here I saw this joke, or somewhere else? Anyway:

"How do you know if someone has an iPhone?"

"Because they'll tell you"

😆

Happy new phone.

"How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

Because they complain about it.

lol at hora.
I'm a sucker for shiny techie things...

Wow I won something 😀

Hora - you had me all excited for a moment... how could you ruin a perfectly good Friday thread by giving in so easily!? ... and before you say that Simwit got it right, what's the truth got to do with Friday threads!?

I'm still rooting for Dalek content... do you think they invented the iPhone 4?

I just got my Desire back after dropping it in a pint*. It made me realise I actually quite liked it when I didnt have email etc on my phone. I think I might refrain from adding it back on.

It did also make me realise how antiquated old phones are..

* It wasnt actually me who dropped it in a pint.. quite a wounding feeling looking at a flickering screen through a lovely pint of ale! a proper nnoooOOOO! moment.