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Go on, have a guess, It will split the forum down the middle, but I'm quite excited. And its cost me pretty much nowt after i sell my old one.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 11:56 am
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a hooker?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 11:57 am
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Thai bride?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 11:57 am
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Some very short cut down jeans?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 11:58 am
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Take that tickets ?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 11:59 am
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A Thai bride?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:01 pm
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Singlespeed of some kind I'm guessing.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:02 pm
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I'm going with the Take That tickets


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:04 pm
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A banana for lunch and some soy sauce to dip it in?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:06 pm
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a posh watch?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:08 pm
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already married, and own a singlespeed. I prefer westlife...


 
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a dalek, modified so that the gun thing fires banana tiramisu, which will be delivered by Take That, who will also perform an impromptu and completely unexpected concert in your garden (well, not now that i've ruined the surprise it won't be, sorry about that, but you will be surprised when Slash turns up to do the guitar solos that Take That will become famous for), the climax of which will be the Second Coming when the Thai Brides appear.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:09 pm
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a posh watch is a very good guess, but not right


 
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ok, Westlife, then.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:09 pm
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bigbutslimmerbloke has got it, how did you know?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:10 pm
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But it'll [probably be Keith Richards, not Slash


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:11 pm
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aah, in that case, its not right...


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:13 pm
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iphone 4?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:13 pm
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The services of a half decent ghost writer?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:14 pm
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are you sure? As the countrys premier supplier of banana tiramisu modifications to the dalek empire, my order book is fairly concise.

is it the key harmonic to the universe then?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:16 pm
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A life? 😉

A sense of humour?

Do we care?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:17 pm
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You bought the same thing I didn't buy - what a coincidence 🙄


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:18 pm
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ooh, surf-mat, how cutting.

sorry slimmerbloke, its not me who placed that order..

simwit wins the prize


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:19 pm
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[i]iphone 4[/i]

Really? [i]That[/i] exciting?

I've just been wished a "Wonderful weekend" by an American colleague. I guess it's started already thanks to STW.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:21 pm
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Was it here I saw this joke, or somewhere else? Anyway:

"How do you know if someone has an iPhone?"

"Because they'll tell you"


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:24 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:28 pm
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Happy new phone.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:33 pm
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"How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

Because they complain about it.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:33 pm
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lol at hora.
I'm a sucker for shiny techie things...


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 12:39 pm
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Wow I won something 😀


 
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Hora - you had me all excited for a moment... how could you ruin a perfectly good Friday thread by giving in so easily!? ... and before you say that Simwit got it right, what's the truth got to do with Friday threads!?

I'm still rooting for Dalek content... do you think they invented the iPhone 4?


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 1:07 pm
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I just got my Desire back after dropping it in a pint*. It made me realise I actually quite liked it when I didnt have email etc on my phone. I think I might refrain from adding it back on.

It did also make me realise how antiquated old phones are..

* It wasnt actually me who dropped it in a pint.. quite a wounding feeling looking at a flickering screen through a lovely pint of ale! a proper nnoooOOOO! moment.


 
Posted : 29/10/2010 1:08 pm