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I can't believe you've had a needle injected into your scrotem, then had your tubes tied up, and all you're worried about is how your topiary should look?
Guess that's all changed now?
P.s pray you don't get an infection like I did where your gonads swell to the size of coconuts afterwards.
Not pleasant.
All done, and pretty straightforward.
For the record, I didn't shave and they just gave me a clippers for a diy job prior to the op, needed only a 1in strip defuzzed.
Surgeon said they prefer people to not shave before arriving just in case you get a cut and infection.
Never did finish up this thread. Fully healed very quickly - not been back on a bike yet but might have a quick 1/2 hour tomorrow to check.
Piece of piss really!
Main bits of advice to anyone following in these steps are to hack it back with a beard trimmer then veet it (sensitive veet!) a few days beforehand.
Once the op is done, two pairs of tight pants are needed. I wasn't told this and was struggling a bit 2 days afterwards, then a GP friend told me and I wore two pairs day and night for 2 weeks and discomfort was greatly reduced. Ice pack also v important for a few days.
Children around the 18month age are exactly the right height to headbutt your bollocks. This hurts 😉