[Closed] Great review of Transformers 2

I saw it, the film last night best described as visual rape ...

I like!

(The review - not planning on bothering with the film).

My gf wants to see it?????

If I drink a bottle of wine beforehand and try my hardest to ignore everything apart from megan fox will I enjoy myself?

What the f*ck were people expecting? Citizen Kane?

I'll see it because I want to see f*ck off huge explosions and Megan Fox's t1ts.

Call me shallow.

That review actually makes me want to see the film now!

I quite enjoyed it really. It was a bit overwhelming at times but that's what 2.5 hour of giant robot fights will do to you (I guess).

I quite enjoyed it, it was strange that a film could be that far up it's own bum but also take the mick out of itself. John turturro's pirate spyplane bot anyone?

I went expecting giant robots to knock seven bails out of each other - guess what, they did.

all this bs about plot - there is a plot, it's very silly, deal with it or don't see the film

i didn't want to see it, but after rerading

The more pathetic Sam gets, the more Fox's lips pout and her nipples point, like little Irish setters.

You'll relieve yourself in your seat with a savage joy

..or maybe just read that review again - brilliant

Did he not like it, then? The review struggled to get to the point.