Forum menu

[Closed] Great little quotes that you have in reserve just incase the need arises...

bikey · 2011-02-23T14:11:35Z

I have been chucking away to myself all morning at some of the great little quotes I have stored away in case the need arises. Here are a few of them: 1. Well I have tried to see things from your point of view, but quite frankly I couldn't my head that far up my own ar*e. 2. I dont have the patience today to pretend your not a tw*t. 3. I may look calm on the outside, but on the inside I've killed you a thousand times. 4. There must be an ar*ehole convention in town. 5. Ohh, thats just like a p*nis, but only smaller. Anyone got anymore to add to my list? Matt

Page 2 / 2 Prev

epicyclo

Posts: 17395

Full Member

Best put down I ever had was from a lovely Lowland lass I was trying to charm.

"If patter was watter, ye'd drip"

Posted : 24/02/2011 11:29 am

molgrips

Posts: 91168

Free Member

Cartman fom South Park:

See how much I care. Look --> 😐

Posted : 24/02/2011 12:06 pm

Page 2 / 2 Prev