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Traditional barbers, sign up by price list that says "no flat tops on Saturdays"
Why?
Flat top barber has Saturday off maybe?
They take a lot of time to get right.
It's for your own protection.
It's 2014, who the chuff is getting a flat top? 😕
Well, no one on a Saturday!
They take a lot of time to get right.
Nonsense! Piece of piss with one of these:
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The spirit level helps 
They take a lot of time to get right.
At which point, it still looks crap.
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Maybe the fashion police do their weekly check on a saturday?
Maybe the guy who works on Saturdays has a modicum of style about him.
That sign is a sure indication that you are in the wrong shop.
JEngledow - Member
It's 2014, who the chuff is getting a flat top?
I've got a flat top. Admittedly none of it is made of hair but I do have one.
I've got a flat cap youth.
If you had Sparky in your shop it could take a while or he might scare away the Saturday customers
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Disappointed OP earlier...
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"Something for the weekend sir........"