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Summer seems to have popped in for a day so dining moved outdoors today
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dangerous territory this...awaits the inevitable
awesome cows! I love cows, especially baby ones, they are so cute and inquisitive 🙂
Is this like when you go to a restaurant and pick the lobster you want but only this time for steak?
How come the chair on the right never saw teak oil? Nice baps though! 😀
Very restrained so far! 😆
Nice pic though, interesting dinner guests!
I love cows too!
Especially rare....
Can you sense the 'hovering' thing?
Did you have beef?
That cow looking straight into the camera looks a bit iffy 😐
I don't trust the ****ers ........ you can never be sure what they're thinking of.
I bet that is just a frieze (circa 70s Coronation Street-esque) in the front room...
I bet that is just a frieze-[b]ian[/b]
a frieze-ian
We're starting cow puns are we ?
Well I'm not getting involved...........the steaks are too high.
Logo on wine bottle is obscured = beginner's mistake.
Doffs hat to rocketdog...
Does he deserve a pat on the back?
I'm going to read an udder thread.
No need to milk it with the puns
Does he deserve a pat on the back?
i'd say he's milking it
I don't trust the ****ers ........ you can never be sure what they're thinking of.
I'm with you on this one, Ernie. Lazy buggers an' all, in't they?
Had a bit of a scene with some yesterday. Most unedifying... 🙁
I don't trust the ****ers
I've often herd that.
Moo-ve on, nothing to see here.
That's a moo-t point
the one on the left looks like she just farted
That's a moo-t point
You cudn't let it lie, though.
That's udderly ridiculous.
What's your beef, Woppit?
I think we need to draw a veal over these cow-related pun shenanigans...
lol at mrchrispy!!!
Some of these puns are just offal 😐
It could turn chilly later though. My advice would be to keep a Jersey close by.
That's a bit rude. How dairy!
What's your beef, Woppit?
Watch out, mate, that psycho'll shank ya. I'd steer clear if I was you.
Best end it now, then...
Woppit lives in Leatherhead.
I'd better hoof it over there and deal with this...
Well bully for you...
I think you've got some neck.
[i]awesome cows! I love cows, especially baby ones, they are so [s]cute and inquisitive[/s] tasty[/i]
Fixed that for you. 😉
I think you've got some neck.
Can't you stifle your aggression just for one single day? Is it really that hard a habit to chuck?
I'm not at all aggressive, no matter what you've herd.
All your puns are terrible, I've [i]heard[/i] them all before 😕
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