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[Closed] Good old Daily Express... (Annual Artic Winter warning)

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[url= http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/528643/Winter-2014-weather-warning-snow-arctic-freezing-temperatures-forecast ]grab a hat and scarf...[/url]


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:14 pm
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And as if by magic the word EXACTA appears


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:17 pm
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[url= http://expressbingo.org.uk/ ]Express Bingo[/url]


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:20 pm
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God bless 'em! We were having this very conversation about an hour ago. That it was that time of year, and we hadn't yet been informed by a rabid right wing tabloid about the [b]WORST WINTER ON RECORD!!!! EVER!!!! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!![/b]

Right on cue ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:21 pm
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Holy shit, an OPI value of -2.43. We really are DOOMED!

๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:24 pm
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Express Bingo

Shame it's not up to date, that's brilliant.


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:24 pm
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Shit, it's worse than anyone thought:

In Aberdeen, Scotland, a council spokesman said: โ€œWe have started monitoring temperatures and if there is a snap frost in a weekโ€™s time we are ready to respond.


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:26 pm
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love the link half way down the page

**CLICK HERE FOR MORE SNOW CHAOS PICTURES**


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:28 pm
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Love that Express Bingo. ๐Ÿ˜†

Didn't the Express predict a massive 6 week heatwave in April, 2 days before the heavens opened and temperatures dropped for several weeks?


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:36 pm
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Didn't the Express predict a massive 6 week heatwave in April, 2 days before the heavens opened and temperatures dropped for several weeks?

It doesn't matter what they predict - putting a weather story on your front page ups a paper's circulation by 10% and unlike all the other shit they print theres no inconvenience of having to print apologies about inaccuracies later.


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:47 pm
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โ€œAs we progress throughout November, it will begin to turn gradually cooler
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Well **** me!


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 5:57 pm
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It doesn't matter what they predict - putting a weather story on your front page ups a paper's circulation by 10% and unlike all the other shit they print theres no inconvenience of having to print apologies about inaccuracies later.

^ 100% more factual than anything ever printed on the front page of the Express. Good work maccruiskeen


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 6:03 pm
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it's more in hope than expectation, they would rather not have to print the headline "Warmest Year On Record" ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 6:07 pm
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Any newspaper with a banner headline about weather is going to get the eye-rollie thing from me, and be treated with the contempt they deserve.
Especially the Excess and the Wail.


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 6:16 pm
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Great timing, thanks - I will have to send this to my Russian colleague. Earlier today I mentioned to him that "cold weather expected this winter" is a staple headline in British newspapers. He seems to think I'm winding him up.


 
Posted : 29/10/2014 7:20 pm
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[url= http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Ireland-set-for-worst-winter-in-100-years-say-experts.html ]Irish Examiner[/url] wants in on the action !


 
Posted : 03/11/2014 9:24 am
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How we all survive from year to year is beyond me.


 
Posted : 03/11/2014 10:31 am
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Posted : 03/11/2014 11:11 am