[Closed] 'Gizza job?

[i]any tips not to go insane[/i]

tbh, the fact you're asking that question on here isn't a good sign...

This is true.... its a slippery slope.....

Ride yer bike? drink beer in the sun? Have a rest?

Volunteer work if you really need to do the 9-5 thing

Or get a job in a care home - almost always desperate for staff

I live with Binners I'm not sure I could handle clearing up any more wee-poo-sick combo's...

Hope you got on ok yesterday mate?

I have a vacancy going similiar to that in the thread title... it begins with a "J" though.

E-mail is in profile.

See... there's an upside to everything 😀

I shall be expecting....

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though maybe....

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You already get that dear....

TSY I'll pop my CV across to you! 😯

You just need to send a photo along the lines of this smiley... 😛

Sure you don't mean this one? 😮

Good girl... you'll go far?

OI!!!

Sod off binners. This is purely professional.

*like*

Today is my last day of my contract

Ah, so that's why the weather is due to get colder and cloudy tomorrow.

What industry?

There's a job going where I work (M65 J9) for contact centre team leader if you / anyone would be interested?

If it helps it's my last day here as well, back to college after Easter, going to pub at lunch.

Horray for lunchtime drinking.

3rd sector project management and fundraising (bid writing etc).

What you going doing at College Emsz?

I'm going doing textiles and design. 😆

It's a shit job sector though, place where I was on placement aren't recruiting, I'm the last placement their taking. This time next year I'll be stacking shelves and muttering about tesco uniforms under my breath

We could get an ice-cream van together Emsz I'll even let you do the sprinkles! 😛

I thought TSY was doing the "sprinkles"

😆

OI!!!

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Or even:

Hey! Little Girl
Comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger
You needn't try anymore

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I'm warning you...

Day after day
There are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers
You may not see him again

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
He's almost here...

Hey! Little girl
Better wear something pretty
Something you'd wear to go to the city and
Dim all the lights, pour the wine, start the music
Time to get ready for love
Time to get ready
Time to get ready for love

Binners - you've not even submitted an application yet... why shouldn't I give Bagpuss a chance?

I'm over-qualified, to be honest Yeti

I want a T-shirt with "Give Bagpuss A Chance" on it.