[Closed] Girlfriend Advice

If you're using Lynx showergel, she might be concerned someone will find out she's dating a 13yr old.

Also bear in mind that she's discussed all this on TwistedOldHagTrackWorld.com with a bunch of random embittered spinsters and lezzers, who've told her to "dump that zero" or whatever the cliché is these days.

As this is the geezer equivalent, my advice is to ignore her and go ride your bike. What better gift can a bird give a man, than the opportunity (through dumping) to ride / masturbate / watch Wheeler Dealers / pick nose & arse as much as you like?

Ignore most of the piss taking above!*

OP, I would ask her why it freaked her out and go from there.

*They are generally a good bunch but like their bit of fun!

emsz - Member

Took my ex litterly ages to let me have a bit of space at hers.

Whaaaattt! You need to beg her for space? No wonder s/he is your ex and you should see that coming.

😯

p/s: did you do it crazy before that ... I mean money worth?

Some great advice here guys.

Wheres Hora when you need him? I think this thread needs his thoughtful, sensitive, insightful and considered opinion on human relationships.

Good God,did the brain transplant work ?

Say his name three times backwards, then slap a small bald old man on the head, and he will appear

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Does the detergent get moved to the kitchen windowsill when you leave?
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Like BFITH said use her shit that's what I do...

slap a small bald old man on the head,

Euphemism?

(In order)

1. Label all women 'crazy' if they don't suit your idea of things as you want them to be.

2. Ensure you get all the sexual gratification that you can before you ditch them, or else push any buttons that you suspect will make them ditch you.

3. Go back to 1.

4. Talk it through with her openly and respectfully.

Source - 'lad banter'. (See 'chauvinism')

Like BFITH said use her shit that's what I do...

I have a revolutionary approach to these things that i can recommend

SPEAK TO HER

DUDE WTF??!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!! If you speak to them they use their magic powers to harness your brane and make you do all sorts of crazy sh1t. Before you know it you'll be in Ikea............

Leaving your toiletries is stage 1 of moving in together. Perhaps she just thought it was bit soon. Either that or having found out that you use stinky Lynx she is dumping you slowly.

Leaving your toiletries is stage 1 of moving in together. Perhaps she just thought it was bit soon.

That, I reckon.

Comments re. Lynx and 13 year olds - also spot on.

Look, some people are just scared to commit.

They like the idea of a relationship, and for a bit it makes. Them happy and its genuinely what they want ( to be with someone) but after a bit, they just don't want that anymore, its like a switch goes off and your just an inconvenience in their lives. It's nothing you've done or said, its just them and the sort of person they are.

Give it a few months and they've come round again and it starts over. You have to think about whether you want to put up with the shitty bits to enjoy the good bits. I found the whole hot/cold thing a bit hard, and the only way I finally dealt with it was to remove that person from my life. Lynx an all....

Before you know it you'll be in Ikea...

HELP ME ..shit she's coming [ and not in a good way] got to go

It's the 'freaked out' bit which sounds worrying...

You could always make her feel special/guilty/freaky - maybe buy her a nice travel set of toiletries (Molton Brown?) and a can of Lynx Attract, and say that you've been thinking she might find them convenient when she visits, and that you'd be happy to make space for them at yours if she'd prefer not have to schlep them there and back every time.

emsz: only way I finally dealt with it was to remove that person from my life. Lynx an all....

Lesbians in Lynx? Seriously, they're the worst of the lot...

Rachel

CaptainFlashheart - Member

slap a small bald old man on the head,

Euphemism?

no with his penis

emsz - Member
You have to think about whether you want to put up with the shitty bits to enjoy the good bits.

Generally speaking ... applying to all species ... If you can't pull and don't get any what choice do you have eh? Put up with it and get the money worth so long as both are willing parties. 🙄

Lesbians in Lynx? Seriously, they're the worst of the lot...

Covert operations.

Listen to natrix & junky, Ikea is a nightmare! don't go there. The store is designed so that you go round and round like a rat in a maze until you either lose your mind and buy something or have an argument, mostly the latter. She'll have your balls and I don't mean the off tasting meaty ones they serve there.

The chocolate one. Bleeerrgghhh

Kills flies ( true)

Probs best not to mention that BTW

Kills flies? Before or after you use it in conjunction with a lighter?

fionap - Member

Comments re. Lynx and 13 year olds - also spot on.

Hmmm. I bought some Lynx shower gel recently because it was reduced in Tesco and I got twice the amount I normally get for about a quid.
My wife reckons it smells really nice. Is she secretly plotting to divorce me based on my shower gel choice?

My current Right Guard shower gel was also bought based on the fact it was reduce to about a quid. Have I got my buying priorities wrong?!

As said above women are nuts.

Emsz' sound advice clearly shows that they aren't and that it's some of the blokes on here that are misogynistic nuts.

Emsz' sound advice clearly shows that they aren't and that it's some of the blokes on here that are misogynistic nuts.

Your girlfriend is watching you type isnt she?

I've had exes that have had similar attitudes and approaches to things - i.e. they try to make you feel uncomfortable (saying it "freaked her out a bit") in order to stop you doing things rather than talking about it like adults.

I would give her the benefit of the doubt for now, but if I was you (which I'm not) I'd be looking out for further evidence of her being like this. I found it quite disrespectful and insulting to be honest. Good luck not getting too smelly when you stay over!

next time leave some Brut 😆

Jesus, just take a wash bag and a change of pants!

Sounds like she feels like it's moving too fast for her liking. CTFO and just enjoy yourself!

Hmmm. I bought some Lynx shower gel recently because it was reduced in Tesco and I got twice the amount I normally get for about a quid.
My wife reckons it smells really nice. Is she secretly plotting to divorce me based on my shower gel choice?

Or maybe the shower gels don't smell as bad as the 'deodorants'.

that it's some of the blokes on here that are misogynistic nuts.

If only we had verbal IQs above 130! The pratt of the day award goes to your good self.

OP what distance are we talking? Leeds to Manchester etc?

Maybe shes worried that its too far

My wife reckons it smells really nice

She thinks it's rank but tells you otherwise so you'll keep using it and are therefore less appealing to other women 😉

Actually laughing out loud at some of the replies.

The other thing I failed to mention is that I bought her a toothbrush to keep at mine.

It arrived with last night grocery delivery from Asda. I showed it to her in my room and she replied "it's ok I have my own toothbrush".

I will be 40 in 7 weeks ffs

I will be 40 in 7 weeks ffs

Spooky!

I use lynx as part of my post Turbo Trainer regime when wandering around the house. My wife thinks it turns the bathroom onto a fog of overpowering teenage angst. Perhaps she thought you are younger than you are, or didn't wanted her husband thinking she was shagging a student.

(I would like to point out I use Chanel Homme Sport to impress, and some kind of Hugo all other times, like down the pub).

The other thing I failed to mention is that I bought her a toothbrush to keep at mine.

Don't forget the towelling robe, character slippers (bear ones maybe) and a lifetime subscription to House & Home

I'd leave it at that lest you freak her out some more 😉

The other thing I failed to mention is that I bought her a toothbrush to keep at mine.

Maybe you should step it up a gear by commenting on how cute babies are when you pass them in the street.

😉

Moving stuff in after 9 weeks is a bit keen IMO.

Treat them mean keep them keen. 😉

I got twice the amount I normally get for about a quid.

Was that the shower gel or the "extras"?

So that's where it came from! She told us that her 13 year old nephew had stayed over one night and left it behind. Which seemed quite credible given the Lynx. Totally fooled me, and I think the rest of the guys believed it too. Even our prop-forward, and he's a suspicious type.

😛

How old is she?

Mrs Zip reckons she has issues.
Pretty soon after we met she wanted one of my t shirts for under her pillow as she liked my smell.
We lived 70 miles apart and only met up at weekends.
Edit , I was one hell of a catch though 😉