[Closed] Girlfriend Advice

Shows how deeply I think about things. I'd have shrugged and said "no probs" and not given it another thought.
She seems to like you but just doesn't want your stuff in her house. Seems fair enough to me. Just keep an open mind, don't get too attached and enjoy yourself dude.

Is she fit?

Maybe she's thinking "I wish this guy would stop talking about iPhone chargers and toothbrushes and just smash my back doors in"

Lol

FFS what's wrong with Lynx products? Sounds like a few of you need to man up a bit and stop caring so much about how you smell to the laydees.. Jeez.

Ref OP, she's stayed over and dabbled so there can't be much wrong with you or your Lynx products... So, she's just trying to assert her independence, chill and enjoy your relationship (hard sex) with her.

Any chance of some photos btw? (Videos even better)

I showed it to her in my room and she replied "it's ok I have my own toothbrush"

Going back a bit, that MN penis beaker thread could well be the funniest thing I've ever read. Ever. Incredible.

I think you need to drink a shit load of gin before you mak any emotional decisions. Then turn up at her house in the middle of night crying hysterically and screaming and throwing things. If she doesn't dump after that she's a keeper

Maybe she's thinking "I wish this guy would stop talking about iPhone chargers and toothbrushes and just smash my back doors in"

But do girls really think this way? And if so, why can't they make it more obvious?

If only we had verbal IQs above 130! The pratt of the day award goes to your good self.

Sorry, you're probably not a misogynist badnewz. I don't agree with a lot of what you say but you're a reasoned chap, it's just that it's like saying all men are wife beaters. Which they aren't, just like the fact that not all women are overly emotional fickle crazies, just some of them.

I tend to find that lots of people choose mirror images of themselves in partners, crazy people are drawn to other crazy people.

I just tend to sigh when people start complaining about serious character flaws in their partners as they usually need to take a look at themselves as well. For example, I have a dear friend of mine from my teens, a girl, who is actually a bit bonkers. She has BPD and of course she's going out with a man who is bipolar and they both wind each other up, start wondering why they are so down and think that the other half is representative of the other gender.

I just end up banging my head on the wall, but she's been a good friend so I put up with it.

i'm in a newer than yours long distance relationship and she has already had a t-shirt, baseball cap etc off me...

yesterday i popped my favorite cap on whilst skyping and she wanted that as well, i told her to politely forget about it, she was a little put out, but she came around after... she's already telling me she loves me etc...

...i'm great in bed though, so it might be that? 😀

Leaving your toiletries is stage 1 of moving in together

I always thought stage 1 was throwing your used johnnies in the corner of the room?

The other thing I failed to mention is that I bought her a toothbrush to keep at mine

And you thought [i]she[/i] was a bit weird?

some of the blokes on here that are misogynistic nuts

Calm down treacle.

This..

Mrs Zip reckons she has issues.

Then this...

Pretty soon after we met she wanted one of my t shirts for under her pillow as she liked my smell.

I think Mrs Zip is in no position to comment on who has issues 😉

I am definately no misogynist. I love and respect my wife as a total equal in every way (apart from beer capacity) BUT she will occasionaly do bizzare and unexpected things that leave me totaly baffled. I have learned to just go with it and pretty soon we are back to normality.
Also I doubt it is a one way street and I probably do things that she thinks are mad.

I think Mrs Zip is in no position to comment on who has issues

has she introduced you to any of her family/friends yet?

Turn gay. You'll never have trouble with women again.

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What you need is Hai Karate shower gel (or soap on a rope), Old Spice aftershave and a T-Shirt that depicts a wolf howling at the moon. This will ensure she banishes any thoughts of dumping you. If any more instances of strange behaviour occur, simply upgrade the T-shirt to one that depicts more Wolves and possibly a forlorn looking Native American.

Trust me on this.

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I'd try to smooth things over by getting her a present. Perhaps a framed photo of you in cycling clobber for her bedside table (next to her beaker)?

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[i]Turn gay. You'll never have trouble with women again.[/i]

errrmmmmm

i'm in a newer than yours long distance relationship and she has already had a t-shirt, baseball cap etc off me...

Mine's had my ****ing bike off me!

110 miles distance for us. Kinda sucks, kinda good to have the time to miss each other.

Emsz....unless you are a woman of course 😀

Scratch my last post as I've had a better idea! Simply have a tattoo of her face on your hand. At this stage of the relationship it will in no way freak her out and guarantee that she'll stay with you* That toothbrush buying shit just isn't enough to impress the modern lady.

*may guarantee a visit from the Police or never seeing her again

I reckon op should change tact - I never knew the blokes could use girls stuff. So I reckon he should make a point of not taking anything now and just using all her feminine products when he goes over, including her loofa... Reckon he'd soon get his own drawer!

And still, no pics?

Must say I agree with her what mad planet are you on where you start leaving stuff at hers after a few weeks and buy her a tooth brush . I assume she can make her own hygiene arrangements and is capable of speech . It is not hard to take a wash bag and change of underware when you visit and take it away with you after.
I would be rude about lynx but it has already be done , may I suggest classic Armarni .

Emsz - it's not just women who have standards. I've put my foot down and stopped hora wiping his nob on the curtains.

You refer to your phone charger as an iPhone charger and you use lynx. So you're an apple ****er and want everyone to know and you smell like a teenager. You're going to be single for a long time.

binners - Member
. I've put my foot down and stopped hora wiping his nob on the curtains.

Reminds me of a joke......

Hang on. You are 40 and use Lynx.

Fack. Dude its rank. I stopped using that in my teens and Im 42.

Juniper oil, natural Lush deoderant (from Lush the shop), I use Spicebomb aftershave (v.sparingly).

Both last forever so VFM.

Socks: M&S standard black 'fresh' - they NEVER smell. Long ride, all day trainers etc etc. Perfect for being around girls. Beckham boxers from H&Ms are good if on a budget- v.simple yet classy.

... a can of Lynx shower gel...

Either she's freaked out by you washing with deodorant, or it's the spraying shower gel under your arms after.

49 and use Lynx. It's generally the cheapest one in Boots.

48 and use Lynx, it makes me feel like the hunk I am....

hammyuk - Member
binners - Member
. I've put my foot down and stopped hora wiping his nob on the curtains.
Reminds me of a joke......

I stopped short of posting a related image. 🙂

Hang on. You are 40 and use Lynx.

Fack. Dude its rank. I stopped using that in my teens and Im 42.

Juniper oil, natural Lush deoderant (from Lush the shop), I use Spicebomb aftershave (v.sparingly).

Both last forever so VFM.

Socks: M&S standard black 'fresh' - they NEVER smell. Long ride, all day trainers etc etc. Perfect for being around girls. Beckham boxers from H&Ms are good if on a budget- v.simple yet classy.

You are my dads best friend and I claim my £5.

I though Lynx just worked?
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You're '40' right??

I reckon she's only 14, freaked as she doesn't want her dad to see your wash kit and your toothbrush antics have her scared, thinking you'll do a Josef Fritzl on her next time she's over.

It's only a matter of time before Op Yewtree catches up with you.

Might be time for a new patio.

I've put my foot down and stopped hora wiping his nob on the curtains.

You stood on his knob? Bit drastic but suppose it'd work.

binners - Member
Emsz - it's not just women who have standards. I've put my foot down and stopped hora wiping his nob on the curtains.

I think you are only deluding yourself. As soon as your back is turned...

Well, I have to admit I'm shocked at your age... I was guessing at 19. Have you led a sheltered life before this relationship ? Not meaning to be nasty here, but you seem to have no knowledge of the world at all. OK, so we all get the odd signal wrong... but there's ways of knowing, ways of dealing/discussing.. but you seem to be asking from the perspective of a wet behind the ears teenager.

😕 Or recently divorced, unsure on etiquette/how fast to take things, smattered with being a sensitive soul?

Some folk don't need to convey themselves as confident, aftershave aficionados adept at the art of schmoozing and are happy to expose shortcomings by openly asking for advice.

Brave though 🙂

Edit:Agree though with "ways of dealing/discussing"; that's what op needs to work on, at a guess.

but you seem to be asking from the perspective of a wet behind the ears teenager.

We need more info OP- what is her background?

Has she recently come out of a longterm relationship? If the answers yes why do you need to even ask these questions or act confused. Its not rocket science.

Do you think she has another bloke in the house?

This line from you answers my question. Why the hell would you think that? You do realise that a small bag of toiletries is very very easy to stick in a cupboard somewhere if that was the case.

Sheesh. No hope.

MoreCashThanDash - Member

Was that the shower gel or the "extras"?

Just the shower gel, unfortunately...

hora - Member
Hang on. You are 40 and use Lynx.

Fack. Dude its rank. I stopped using that in my teens and Im 42.

Juniper oil, natural Lush deoderant (from Lush the shop), I use Spicebomb aftershave (v.sparingly).

Ha ha. Genuine LOL...... 😆

You stood on his knob? Bit drastic but suppose it'd work.

Have you not heard? The Horabags phallus a thing of great beauty, who's devastating good looks are often remarked upon by the laydeeeez, and the object of teeth-gnashing envy amongst the alpha males

I was driven insane with jealousy and tried to permanently disfigure it. Next time I'm going to hit it with a rake

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what mad planet are you on where you start leaving stuff at hers after a few weeks

what mad planet are you on where you start leaving stuff at hers after a few weeks [i]without asking her first?[/i]

In a role reversal my first thought would be "ok, that's a bit presumptuous," feels like marking territory. That said, I don't think I'd have the brass neck to take them back.

Sorry to be the bearer of possible bad news OP, and I'm not sure if anybody else has said this, but if she was truly into you she probably wouldn't give a monkeys about the shower gel and phone charger. I'm not saying that you might not be the love of each others lives down the road a bit, but it strikes me that she's a little ambivalent at the mo. Tread carefully for now.

what mad planet are you on where you start leaving stuff at hers

I imagine hes been leaving stuff allover her for weeks. Infact, he feels like hes left a deposit on her. In effect.

UPDATE:-

She is 39, told me she was divorced, turns out she is only separated 17 months. She is good looking and viable however the melting down is doing my loaf.

Went out with a female friend for a curry last night, she is aware of this female friend who is only a frend.

She texted me last night and asked what I was up to so I told her the truth, woohoo, meltdown, texts saying shit like "why did you take her to a nicer restaurant than you took me etc"

I binned my last GF of 3 years because her constant meltdowns were a right pain.

Would changing shower gel solve these problems?