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I've just been getting the bike ready, and I've ended up with quite a big load of tubeless jizz in my hair.
It had dried before I realised.
Would appreciate some tips on getting it out, hopefully you'll have some good advice for me by the time I get back from a quick ride.
This threaded is useless without jizz.
I clicked... You got what you wanted mr clickbait. But seriously shave it all off. It's the only way to be sure.
Vinegar or sudocrem
😉
I meant IPA 😉
Shave it off. WTF is this obsession about how your hair looks?
Don't blow dry it, it will only set harder.
Baby oil, if it works for dax wax it will work for jizz.
Spicer today - very spicy
Come again?
My gaymate uses vinegar
He also uses it as a female repellant
Did anyone else expect this to be a Mumsnet viral thread...
My gaymate uses vinegar
Ballsamic?
👏👏
Post photo on Grindr
Oh right!
Is this a pics or it didn’t happen part of the thread.
Shoots off to grab popcorn
Not in bike forum so pretty sure OP meant to post about Stan's jizz being a problem
Good effort Pedlad
Am I the only one thinking this thread is not living upto its full potential? Come on folks this could be a STW classic!
And after you've rinsed it through properly, you can dry it off with a handful of these
Ballsamic?
Wins the internets.
I'm not going to update you on the jizzy hair because I've been enjoying the replies too much, keep em cuming!
"Ballsamic" and "cum clean" currently tied for the win
Not sure how old you are...
https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/dx7na1/oap_cum/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share