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What's that supposed to mean, then?

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Posted : 21/08/2013 2:24 pm
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It's coz we have big willies innit?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:25 pm
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It's for their big bladders.

I've seen some modern men cyclists carrying them around on their backs. This looks disgusting.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:29 pm
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it because of my ghetto booty


 
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The average modern man is a bloater


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:30 pm
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So Wiggle are calling me fat?

The bastards! They know it's glandular 🙁


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:33 pm
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Its a disease!


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:45 pm
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So Wiggle are calling me fat?

I believe the marketing term is Stoner fit


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:51 pm
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So you can carry your "man bag" stuffed in your shorts.

or perhaps "man bag" is the new "lunch box"?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 2:54 pm
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I believe the marketing term is Stoner fit

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Posted : 21/08/2013 2:55 pm
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I r modern man!

I need generously sized stuff that says medium* on it to make me feel good about myself.............

*I'm really a large, honest.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 3:12 pm
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Posted : 21/08/2013 3:15 pm
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Actually CFH, the average man's plumbs are only 75% the size of their grandfathers. The modern man is smaller in that department, not bigger.

Sorry if you find that worrying!! 🙂

Rachel


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 3:18 pm
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That's some detail on the plum-size-through-history subject you've got there allthegear!

My grandfather must have been Buster Gonad. 😯


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 3:21 pm
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My grandfather must have been Buster Gonad.

That is either a very poor attempt at trying to claim you have big balls, or you need to let off a little steam more often.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 3:27 pm
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or you need to let off a little steam more often.

Steamen?


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 3:29 pm
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75% of the length, not the volume.
we have better fitting pants these days which reduce bawbagsag.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 3:29 pm
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Is that statistic based on your own findings allthegear? 😀


 
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That is either a very poor attempt at trying to claim you have big balls, or you need to let off a little steam more often.

😯

It's a throw-away line of no particular merit... uh... that's it.

Thanks for the analysis, though.


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 3:53 pm
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... and designed to be worn slightly lower on the hips, below the modern man's massive gut


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 4:06 pm
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So Wiggle are calling me fat?

I believe the marketing term is Stoner fit

Beer comes in barrels, poison comes in small bottles, Junky 😛


 
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It's a throw-away line of no particular merit... uh... that's it.

Thanks for the analysis, though.

Seems like my comment was bang on the money. 😀


 
Posted : 21/08/2013 4:15 pm