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Gusset.
Fettle.
They always make me laugh


 
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Flange


 
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rotund


 
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Banjo.


 
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quiver


 
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+1 for flange!


 
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"Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic CONTRAFIBULARITIES."


 
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moist
mound
crevice


 
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Minge


 
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Rambunctious
Profiterole


 
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Deluded, I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused such pericombobulations in your linguistic thinking.


 
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flaps
bulbous
thingamejig / ujamewhatsit


 
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piffle

Edit - +1 for flange


 
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discombobulate


 
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frigate
pomposity


 
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Unctuous


 
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Noodle
Masticate
Felch


 
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Scrotum

not funny in itself but seems amusing when used in any sentance


 
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pendulous
plump


 
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Junction is one of my favourites!


 
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plop


 
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My GF likes cupcake and Ipswitch.
I like magnanimous and ignominious.


 
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CaptainFlashheart, very good 😮

Prince Regent - "Honestly Blackadder, I don't know why I'm bothering to get dressed. As soon as I get to the Naughty Hellfire Club I'll be debagged and [b]RADISHED[/b] for non-payment of debts.


 
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Pamplemouse [yes I know it's French]


 
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plop

or Ploppy

if we are to continue the blackadder theme


 
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Deluded, one of the things I adore about the whole Blackadder thing is the simply sublime revelry they have with the English language. Wonderful!


 
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Lozenge.
Rhombus.
Tincture.
Diaphanous.


 
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Pamplemouse

My favourite word


 
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Pamplemouse
My favourite word

[url= http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pamplemousse ]You should learn to spell it properly, then! 😉 [/url]


 
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plethora
marmoreal

bottom bracket (not a bracket and not shaped like a bottom)


 
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Your name? Ploppy. And you? Ploppy. Oh so you're married? No but how we did laugh when we found out. Good morning mister ploppy I'd say, Good morning mistress ploppy....
(sorry only paraphrasing)


 
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Back to OP
Goblin
Guff


 
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Dunderhead

No idea of it's meaning but my dad used to call me it alot 🙂


 
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Crevice
Smirk
Hoolahoop
Peanut
Bimble


 
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CFH, Agree. Sorry slight hijack and I'll leave it ... but my favourite -

Bishop

"I will have my money by Evensong tonight or ...
YOUR BOTTOM WILL WISH IT HAD NEVER BEEN BORN"!!!


 
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mellifluous (Sp?)
Dictum
Verklempt
snout
stipple
pizzle
frig


 
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quibble


 
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Tine


 
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Bulb
Wassail
Gobble


 
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Smidgen.
Robust.


 
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Panties
Contraflow


 
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Spoffle
Tredged
Impulcated


 
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futtock, growler


 
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whelp


 
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Mulligrubs


 
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Quim


 
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And another for Flange! 🙂


 
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Kerfuffle


 
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Trousers.

(Or, often more amusing 'trouser'.)


 
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Gription. IE. 'there's very little gription on those rocks'


 
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May faves are as above but I'll add:
Whelk
juxtapose
jingoism


 
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Phobophobe


 
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plinth
nimrod


 
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Oh you're such a walloping strumpet!


 
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I used to know someone that virtually died of laughter at the word "Chorley"


 
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SMEGMA !


 
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flange is definately a great word but mine is (and technically two words)

pan handle


 
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[i]SMEGMA ! [/i]

I've found a job for that chap who has a chemistry degree.....

[i]One study found that subjects who retracted the foreskin when bathing were less likely to have smegma accumulation.[12] An early study by Plaut and Kohn-Speyer (1947)[13] found that horse smegma had a carcinogenic effect on mice. [/i]

Scraping smeg off horses cocks and wiping it onto mice, could there be no more worthy profession?! 😉


 
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Panhandler
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Oooh. I like this one better
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flannel
paradiddle
flam
ratamacue


 
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Fandabbydozie

Taught the 3 year old to do that with both thumbs up.
Marvelous.


 
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porcine
mellifluous
concatenation
epicurian
serendipity
dag


 
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tiger-roach, i see your whelk and raise you a periwinkle.

I like yiddish words that have made their way into Enlish:
Schlep
Schmuck
Schlong
Goyish

And I like both the sound and meaning of 'Loquacious'


 
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frott


 
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smeg


 
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flocculent

Crepitus


 
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Pamplemouse
My favourite word

You should learn to spell it properly, then!

I was quoting! Anyway, my French was picked up over two years behind Parisian bars (horizontal, not vertical).. I never had to [i]write[/i] anything


 
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The one that gets laughs in the office is "fud"

and then the discussion about whether its spelt fud of fudd, cause we in the west of scotland seem to particularly accent the d of the word


 
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Sprocket
Discombobulated

and yes, +1 for what CFH said about Blackadder, particularly the dictionary episode


 
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Words that make me smile:

Foghorn
Flannel
Pongy
Flibbertigibbet

Words I like for no justifiable resaon:

Grandiloquent
Mephitic


 
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Butty
Pins


 
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knob - always get a titter in our house.


 
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spigot
scantlings
bobin


 
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Crepuscular


 
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flaccid -- try dropping that into a sentence.
And yacht -- seems it should be spelled a different way.


 
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Purloin


 
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Girth
Haemoglobin
Clitheroe

+1 for Crepuscular


 
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am I the only one to s**** when fenella fudge is announced as a newsreader .piss me pants everytime.


 
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Surrussuss


 
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