[Closed] funny eye problem!!

botfly larvae?

Err, how big is your head?

i wear a medium helmet and a 56cm beret at work!

i can feel them rise and fall when i put specs on

An eye problem ? Sounds more like a psychosis to me .......

perhaps you have a wishbone shaped nose bone which runs from the bridge of your nose to the back of your head and the weight of the spectacles presses down on the bone and causes the ends of the bone to push out the back of your head? have you tried attaching a helium balloon to the bridge of the glasses? oh! do I win the Oakleys?

Really doesn't sound eye related - just pressure related. I would guess the Oakley's caused the original problem and wearing the different glasses kicked it off again. No idea WHY though!

sounds like something's activated the implants.....

its to do with vision. but when i have my safety gogs on at work i dont get a problem. just tryed it with a pair of yellow cycling glasses and again same problem.

but as i said when i look through the glasses (the arms dont touch my head) i still get it

i wear a medium helmet and a 56cm beret at work

Before or after, the back of your head has swelled up ?

before.

it is instant it goes as soon as i take the glasses off and comes as soon as i look through them

bought a pair of oakleys this summer. Every time i put them on, the back of my head would swell up

it is instant it goes as soon as i take the glasses off and comes as soon as i look through them

😕 You sure ? Your head swells instantly, and then deflates when you take the glasses off ?

Any chance of getting someone to video it ?

You sure ? Your head swells instantly, and then deflates when you take the glasses off ?

Any chance of getting someone to video it ?

what happens if you look through them with one eye closed?

is it specific to one eye, or does it only happen when you look through with both together?

Have you tried looking through the glasses with one eye shut, might be connected to stereo vision ?
I presume the lumps are more in the neck than the head, as I can't imagine your skull being able to change shape that quickly.......

Sorry but this sounds way cool. Try putting the glasses on your wife's chest, do they work their too?

Perhaps it is just the glasses distorting your vision so when you look at yourself you appear to have bulges which magically disappear when you take the glasses off?

🙂

the lumps are in line with the top of my ears

i just closed one eye and open the other. they lumps are still popping up

i just asked my brother to film it and you cant see any thing.

i cant see the lumps i just feel them "happening"

So you have lumps that aren't actually lumps, they just feel like they might be lumps? I think we need to go back to tragically1969's diagnosis...

i can feel them with my hands

i cant see them as there on the back of my head.

im off to the dr's on monday

If you hit them with a mallet they might go away.

im off to the dr's on monday

Don't forget to take your Oakleys with you.

.......otherwise you're going to feel rather silly.

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* Probably best to take your 'work safety gogs' too .......just so the doc can see the difference, like.

Can I go and just watch like?

will do.
the lumps arn't that large.

you cant see them. (my brother says) but you can feel them (if you put you finger on it)

You are almost definitely a Cylon.

You know the arms of the glasses are supposed to go each side of your head, above the ears, and not straight through your eye sockets, don't you?

Sounds like a case of an unfeasably large head and Oakleys for small faces squeezing your blood vessels above your earholes and making it feel like they are swelling. My suggestion is get real and check the size of your noggin again cuase I bet its wayyyy bigger than you think it is. 😆

Its not only when there on my head if i look through the lenses without the arms touching my head it still happens.

im defiantly a 56cm head.

Sounds like some crazy reaction to the colour / light filtering. Either live with it or for the sake of a pricxe of Oakleys go and see the doctor. Take the 3d specs as well.

the lumps arn't that large........ but you can feel them (if you put you finger on it)

if i look through the lenses without the arms touching my head it still happens.

Really ?

You can feel two small lumps at the back of your head when you look through the lenses (without the arms touching your head) ? And then the two lumps go away as soon as you stop looking through the lenses ? 😕

EDIT : Are you on Mars ?

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Ask a doctor/optician/priest.

whoa there! You wear a beret at work ?

You're not allergic to onions are you ?

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this is funny perculiar and funny ha ha all at the same time...
EDIT: swish edit ernest

fek me i would get to see some one with that.take glasses with you.
in the meantime once round yer bonce with gaffer tape should see you right.

allthepies- no im a soldier!!

http://shaunbayliss.fotopic.net/p62827673.html

oh and im fvcking freezing

im fvcking freezing

Since you appear to be at home at the mo, I believe there might be an off road night ride (Shirley/Addington Hills loop) from ECBR on friday ...... that'll warm you up 8)
Check ACC forum first though.

.......oh, and bring your Oakley/safety gog/3D glasses 😉

ernie_lynch i wish i could come but i dont have a bike/lights atm!! Thanks

i might try and build up a hack bike so i have some thing to ride.

i wish i could come but i dont have a bike/lights atm!!

Think of a better excuse 😉

Quote :

[i]"In the meantime I'm up for another Croydon local trails night ride, either midweek or on a Friday evening. By the way, if anyone's keen to try night MTBing but doesn't have lights, I have a spare 15W halogen light that can be either helmet or bar mounted which I'm happy to loan."[/i]

http://www.addiscombe.org/members/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10467

EDIT : I thought you were saying that you didn't have any bike lights. Just realised you meant that you haven't got a bike 😯

OK.........good excuse 8)

Ah, you're ratboy!

i had a chat with "the leader" when i came home.

i used to ride with acc many many years ago. i even have my name on some of the trophies!!

i know most of the trails around these parts.

allthepies- that is me!! i didnt know so many people have heard of me!

1111,

didn't have a chance to say earlier in the week but i get the same problem some times,
I find it very difficult to find a pair of specs that don't cause this problem, my head ive been told is normal (i am married with two kids, so it cant be too freakish!!!)

I usually find that a slightly heavy, ill fitting pair of sunnys or safety specs (engineer)brings this on to levels i cannot describe,
it feels like i have two raised 'lumps on the back of my head' this brings on major nausea and cramps in the back of me bonce, sometimes a rage like feeling too!!!

i cured it by finding glasses and sunnys that were the right fit, i think some didnt fit my nose properly, some wouldn't work with a helmet on, others were painted and slid down my nose, dug in around my ears, the arms were too short etc etc, sometimes i would go out on the bike thinking cool this pair works, get 5 miles down te road and due to slippage it would start coming on and they would get binned,

at work i wear bolle safet glasses,wrap around style with a strap, most of the time there on top of my head tho,
for lesuire i have two pairs of identical oakley 'custom' gascans, they are sprayed in matt black which gives them a really nice almost powder coated feel which grips my greasy nose,they are extremely light and have large wide arms, they also have amber gold iridium coated lenses which have been polarised and engraved with my nickname, they cost me 150 quid each, but as i said i find it hard to find a pair that don't cause that 'cramp' problem.

hope this helps, ifyou want a custom pair of oakleys, then try these guys in the uk,

http://www.theinternetopticians.co.uk/oakley-custom-program_c-201.html

or for a better idea of what they can provide try oakleys custom program on their international site..