My wife needed to get some PPE equipment for work and was handed a slip of paper with the name of the company to contact.
We are Our Soles you can trust
Love the company name and the way they have embraced it far enough to incorporate it in to a tag line.
What local "Funny Businesses" have you seen?
Are you Scott Mills or Chris Stark?
R Soles on the Kings Road used to be a great place to buy boots.
"Go as you please"
Local Funeral Directors/Burial grounds.
Theres a portable toilet company here called "WC in Fields" but if I was to go into competition with them I'd call my company Chemi Khazi.
Used to have "Two Fellas Tree Fellers" round here.
That female plumbers is genius!
There's a hairdressers not that far from me called 'Curl up and dye', that's next to 'Andy's Plaice' chippy
My friend's lost their Post Office franchise to the mini mart across the road. So they renamed their shop 'P st Off'
I often see a landscape gardener's van on the M27 - Solent Green
Jason Donervan in Bristol remarkably sells doner kebabs from a van.