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On a very pleasant all morning bimble today I found loads of 'shrooms and a couple took my eye specifically. Can the STW fungus peeps identify these ?
Exhibit a)
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Exhibit(s) b)
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NO points for identifying the Boris bike key used for scale.
hmmm tasty 'key shroom'- (thats a new one on me 
sorry i dont eat 'shrooms' and neither shud you...
Ooh that's a very rare Deadly Knobrot fungus. I hope you din't breathe in within 200 metres of it, as ingesting it's spores lead to a very slow, painful and agonising death I'm afraid. Incurable. 🙁
There is good news however; I'll gladly have yer bike/s, because I'm nice like that. Best to sort it all out now before you slip into a gibbering delirious state.
Top one looks like a Cep aka Porcini. Bottom one some kind of puffball. If you want to go foraging go with someone who really knows though.
I thought just for one second someone has posted a pic of a willy there 😯
Yeah, thought a) might be a cep.
There's no way I'd start picking these things and cooking 'em up without someone who knows what they're talking about giving the nod 🙂
I thought just for one second someone has posted a pic of a willy there
DD, if your willy looks anything like that, I suggest you keep it well away from other people. 😯
And get a doc to check you for Galloping Knobrot.
other people
Yeah, you know only too well where it came from...
Uurghh...
(Feels unclean. Scrubs self with Dettol)