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Posted by: slowol

Problematic if you ever get the train to or from Whitby as it stops and changes direction (driver and guard change ends) halfway to Middlesbrough.

Also the case in Bradford 


 
Posted : 12/06/2026 9:51 pm
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If you're reaching out but then revert, does that make it a reach around?


 
Posted : 12/06/2026 10:30 pm
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Posted by: chambord

shall we take this offline, 

Louise?

 


 
Posted : 12/06/2026 10:35 pm
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Posted by: slowoldman

I caused great amusement amongst colleagues and rolled eyes amongst managers when announcing in a meeting that "we don't need to go to the far end of a fart..."

I'd just like to jump in here and echo what Slow Oldman just said .....

 


 
Posted : 12/06/2026 10:40 pm
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"I have so many bin fires and only so much piss". Got a strange look from the construction director for that one.


 
Posted : 12/06/2026 11:13 pm
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Posted by: thelawman

This misuse of the word 'revert' may simply be a mis-translation thing.

The first time I came across it (in this context) it was a white bloke I'd worked with for years.

Of course, where he got it from, who knows.


 
Posted : 13/06/2026 12:39 am
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I have the W*nkernomics book. It's very good.

A Project Manager I used to work with closed meetings with "Right, we're stopping now, you're just bayonetting the dead" which I have subsequently stolen 🙂 


 
Posted : 13/06/2026 8:06 am
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Our ceo has a hardon for Churchill so we just get quotes.

Except on one occasion we got hit with 'lord and saviour Jesus Christ' chat.

So it could be alot worse than you lot get.


 
Posted : 13/06/2026 9:01 am
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Posted by: slowol
it stops and changes direction (driver and guard change ends) halfway to Middlesbrough.

I mean, you would, wouldn't you?


 
Posted : 13/06/2026 2:38 pm
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"The art of the possible".

Utter w@nk


 
Posted : 16/06/2026 11:23 am
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