If you had to fight a forum member to the death who would it be and why?
I'd go with Drac, cos I'd just need to put his windows out on a sunny day
Are we only allowed to pick one?
Go for your life, the more the merrier
Myself. Need a worthy* adversary.
*not too worthy, obvs
You, but I wouldn't fight, I'd just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.
I will take you all on from any direction and with any discussion.
I like my 96er Ti Fixie - perused me it it wrong!
Not sure about Drac...no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you'd be dead...
The smart money would be on me, cos I'm nobbut a gobby streak of piss and you'd almost certainly win.
ChrisL, partly because he won't see it coming and partly because of that time he slammed my head in a car door twice in one week.
Cougar - You, me and auto typing correction against the world. :
LOL sure, followed by Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity 😉
You, but I wouldn’t fight, I’d just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.
Ahh the vogon poetry method...
I'd try and take on Perchy... but only with puns. He has a lot of them and it's important to challenge yourself when you do things. Beating him would be a challenge.
Not sure about Drac…no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you’d be dead…
Exactly, I don’t use Windows.
I will take you all on from any direction
I don’t think this tread is an appropriate place to post your tinder profile
<Swipes right anyway>
TJ, but under amateur rules so he has to wear a helmet and gloves. I think the apoplexy brought on by mandatory helmets would do most of my job for me.
**** cos he's a **** 😆
Plenty 😀
Im a lover not a fighter. My luurrve is so big you will all be smothered.
I'm always fighting with myself in ma heed, does that count?
I'll tek the lot of yez. Fair warning: I fight ungrammatically. So their.
I reckon DezB would be pretty easy: I'd hit him with a blast of foreign top 40 pop music, and get a sucker punch in while he's trying to work out if he likes it as it's world music, or hates it as it's crappy chart stuff.
Then when he's down I'd break out the Phil Collins, and game over ☠
Damn! I never knew someone could fight so dirty!
Exactly, I don’t use Windows.
Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd
...anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?
…anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?
...anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?
…anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?
Ninjas hide in on the ceiling above your eyeline, monsters and cyborgs under the bed.
But every night, duh. I can't believe you've made it past your teens.
anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?
No, but I did Google Ninjas once. It came back with ‘no results found’.
Well played Ninjas, well played.
Whoever was staring at my home brew pint obviously.
Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd
