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I only lurk to see if I can be wowed/argue again with the awesomeness of SmurfMatt, oh & the humour of Beer, I liked Beer, I believe he has had a recent login under another name?
Here but I migrate to the biking forum in Spring/Summer.
It's a damned sight more positive and affirming than this forum if I'm honest. 😃
I’m here, hello?
Actually I’m the middle of the woods with a nice little fire, bike, wine, solitude; don’t know what draws me to this forum though.
Although I do this quite a lot tonight’s noises in the woods are quite spooky. Didn’t at all like the eyes that followed me as I was collecting wood at midnight...
If I don’t check in by 7am report me missing ‘somewhere in Berkshire, the idiot didn’t give a grid ref’...
Sorry, I'd have posted earlier but I was too busy boring people in another thread
Count me in.....
.but inside, I’m actually sad.
Tracks of your tears brother...
Still here very occasionally.
My 'P's' gone.
Got to endure the ads now.
Always been an occasional poster. Still post occasionally, although maybe a bit less since I discovered Elite Dangerous. That does seem to take up a lot of my non-riding freetime.
Mark d ...missing in Berkshire alert !
Anyone close enough to set up a rescue party ?
I'm not here, I'm off riding my mounting bike.
Well I've just spent way too long trying to make a STW Bunker film and seen it fail too many times.... it took ages to match teh text and the film,,,, So...
We all know the film clip and as there are some imaginary posters in this thread, you'll have to imagine how it went with the video....
Picture the scene in the STW Bunker, its the New Dawn, just after the fall of the Old New Forum. All the main STW leaders are gathered with the Mods and other STW workies
A door opens and GW sneaks into the back of the meeting….
C (Cougar), is briefing RG (“Resident Grumpy” Mark) who is sitting at the plotting table poring over a map of Eastern Germany…..
“The User known as Somafunk was posting from a Berlin IP address, not East Lothian as suspected… his code name was broken by Enigma, its’ CATAPOSTROPHE”
RG replies: “We fear the Wurst……. hes’ ….. lurking. Hiding under a Ham Banner”
C: “Resident Grumpy….. Mark……“
D (Drac): “Mark……. The Users are starting threads, saying Big Hitters and numbers are down”
Its deathly quiet… RG fumbles and takes off his classes, shaking visibly…… then he speaks quietly.
“If you’re not a Mod, leave immediately”. After a short while, only the Mods remain.
RG continues, getting more incensed with every word….
“What is it with… Pies?
Pastry cases… with a lid!
Threats of No Pudding, whinging cockbags….. smelling of cabbage and despair….
Cant post pictures…. FFS! All… Artesian Trousers, Brexit and Bed Wetters ! Cant log in, slow loading….. “
C: “Mark, its not easy migrating over 1 million threads, HTML everywhere in posts…. “
RG: “On the upside, less Audi bollocks and though Ling was funny, shes’ gone too….and Fred, Team Hurtmore, Jaimie…." RG continues....
"Sucking the last bit of Joy from this place….. Out in the Summer House… naked.
People claiming to be fake Panthers, Binners saying hes a Millitant Vegan, have they forgotten it’s a CYCLING FORUM! We even mention gravel, fat and e-Bikes… Three offline updates, its settling down now though. I did expect more posting but its stuck threads, stuff still on the first page for 6 hours.. no more Jambyfacts, Ninifin hung up over Israel….. where ARE all the Big Hitters…. “
Outside in a packed corridor, two secretaries whisper
“Joe Cocker, he’s gone too”
RG: “Its my own fault I suppose, too heavy handed with the Ban Hammer…. Drac…. can we…. Reinstate some characters…. We got Tj back….. all those awkward, cantankerous argumentative sods….. I miss them all.
I’ll wait for the film.
Artesian Trousers
Well, well, well ....that's a turn up for the books.
Still here, mostly lurking.
I’m not here, I’m off riding my mounting bike.
Niche.
Applauds Perchy
i am lurking on here while doing time at centre parcs. get out on good behavior tomorrow
Returned a few days ago after giving this place a wide berth while the issues were sorted out. Having the website now blocked at work (redirects) and it being really frustrating to post pictures, gifs etc meant I had no reason to visit for a while. Having a few bits to sell has drawn me back though and as I don't like classified-only users I'll pop in every now and again to see how everything's coming along.
I've just been in to see the folk at Singletrack Towers.
You'll never believe what happened......
Did they try to upgrade you too?
Nah, you can't get the spares anymore....
Probably not what people want to hear, but there's no grand conspiracy theory, just very, very busy people trying to do their best.
I have, however been told that one of the most pressing issues will hopefully be resolved in the very near future. 🙂
What’s that?
We’re all banned ???? 💪🤙🤙🕴
I reckon I’ve spotted a Fred. Anyone else?
Ooooh, much betterer than getting banned. 🙂
Not sure DD, give us a clue........
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Me too😎
My ‘P’s’ gone.
Got to endure the ads now.
No ‘P’ here, or ads. And no monkey business with ad-blockers, either.
Artesian Trousers
Well, well, well ….that’s a turn up for the books.
👏🏻
No ‘P’ here, or ads. And no monkey business with ad-blockers, either.
Would that be down to a combination of having Bing as your search engine on your Slimjet browser?
Apart from the many bans, has there been a mass flounce?
My ads are singletrack's own.
Where can I purchase a mounting bike, need, want, lust after?
I was never really here
Occasionally - it's still crap since the 'update' though so I can't often be arsed. Pages randomly jumping around for the first few seconds of opening is fun.
I have, however been told that one of the most pressing issues will hopefully be resolved in the very near future.
Told u.
🙂
What’s the most pressing need then??
Bans for the lot of us ??
Not sure what u mean?
Joke, it’s sunny... I’ve been for a long run and forgot to put a smilie at the end of the sentence 🤡😜😜
🙂
Sorry it wasn't meant in a nasty manner BB, I just don't know what the ''bans for all" bit was referring to.
I'm still here.
Sorry about that....... 😉
Would that be down to a combination of having Bing as your search engine on your Slimjet browser?
No bing badda bing hereabouts. 🤪