MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
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To be fair, at least 8,999 of those are registered to one IP address in East Lothian.
Yep, count me in. Occasional poster and occasional rider.
To be fair, at least 8,999 of those are registered to one IP address in East Lothian.
East London but close.
Fred, who is playing Fred these days ??
We all played Fred. It was too easy.
I am, well I'm not.. but I am... I think....
There's a Fred re-enactment society, Friends Roleplaying Educated Dorks.
We get together once a month, pretend to support Liverpool and frotter ourselves against tower blocks.
Not the same, but it keeps the flame alive.
Dilute it with what?
So now STW is a homeopathic cycling forum?
frottage ourselves against tower blocks.
Ooooh! I love a tower block, me!
I'm in. Fred me up.
He once pulled a wheelie past my Appt in Town (he lives just down the road)
🤡👅🕺
Welcome, brother Panther, welcome. 🙂
Quick question, how many y's should there be in the word fan?
One y.
Two n's
Excellent!
See you next Tuesday?
No, I'm just a bit grumpy but basically nice.
You should move to Rochdale Perchy. Its tower block nirvana
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Corner balconies and a top floor drying room???!!!
The kids better start packin'
😀
I''ll be up Tentercroft this very evening.....🙂
It's not that bad, apart from the mad Pole downstairs who keeps nailing my mate's door shut in the middle of the night.....
I came in here by accident, looking for my unicycle. I'll be off now. Bye.
This thread smells of cabbage with a whiff needy despair.
I AM NOT A ROBOT
I've brought biscuits...
I'm wearing artisan trousers.....
Still here and like pie but not with flippin' chips FCOL
Yeah still checking in although it's all got too expensive since the 90's
THM was apparently direct messaging people on the brexit thread about his views on their posts. Can’t see why he’d do that if he could just make his point on the forum.
Almost time for another Der Untergang meme... some good content in here methinks.
Not that I'm a big poster but I'm here. I think it's still a good place to be despite some of the more recent...erm...features. Some nice people, good advice and the occasional rant just for good measure.
Been here since 2003. Frequent lurker, occasional poster
WTF happened there?
Waves 👋
I am still here......... occasionally
Since GoFar, I'm lovin the whole circle of life, the rise and fall of big hitters (assuming they aren't all the same people all the time)
It’s not that bad, apart from the mad Pole downstairs who keeps nailing my mate’s door shut in the middle of the night…..
Am I the only one that wants to hear more about this? There hasn’t been a ‘Neighbour’ thread for at least nine days.
Still here and like pie but not with flippin’ chips FCOL
Another little fantasy confined to oblivion...🙂
Do we still have 'bed wetters'? I haven't seen one for a while.
Present, but rarely correct.
Like many of the names in the thread that I don't recall ever seeing I'm mostly a lurker with the occasional post, but I can't be arsed with getting to any sort of argument so 90% of threads have descended in to no-go terrirtory for me by the time I read them!
Still here! Still like the mag too. 🙂
Here and covered in the flakey remnants of £6 worth of Greggs goodies,which the dog is eyeing up,and yes I am naked😏
Still here!
Mostly not here, mostly due to the seizure promoting ads and the grim Singletrack promo shot.
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As far as I'm aware I'm still here, unless anyone tells me otherwise?
No?
OK - I'm still here and I have ridden a mountain bike in the past week!
Here and I've even cycled today.
Am I the only one that wants to hear more about this? There hasn’t been a ‘Neighbour’ thread for at least nine days.
Drunken bloke thinks my mate is responsible for the animals crawling out of his walls, stealing his food etc.
Obviously the only course of action is to barricade my mates door, with power tools, whilst naked and screaming.
Soooo, Fuzz, restraining order etc...which amazingly appears to slip his mind after a bottle of Popov 'vodka' flavoured piss and some prescription pills from the shop at the bottom of the block.
It's not been the same since Don Estelle died, tbh.
Here and covered in the flakey remnants of £6 worth of Greggs goodies,which the dog is eyeing up,and yes I am naked
I have called the RSPCA.
Don Estelle is dead?! 😳
Course he is.
Do you think I'm taking the Pith?
Another one:
The bloke across the hall from my mate died a few years ago.
My mate had looked after him and helped him out on a few occasions (geezer was in a chair, my mate helped with his shopping and general care) so his sister offered my mate something of his as a thank you. My mate chose his video camera. The tape in the camera consisted solely of close ups of young men's bottoms as he followed them around the local area......
Don Estelle is dead?!
He was killed for informing on his criminal accomplices.
Whispering grass apparently
Obviously the only course of action is to barricade my mates door, with power tools, whilst naked and screaming.
My old neighbour used to call the police every so often to tell them someone had glued his door shut, on more than one occasion I met them in the close with the big red door opener and I had to stop them. He was just a fud who couldn't work a door lock
and I am still here. Mainly to ask questions, can't be bothered with any arguments
Here!
I keep coming back for Perchy's gags
Pervert.
I'm here for the unfunny pithy comments
Me. Lurker mostly, been here for years. Visit less often now due to ghastly ads and dodgy redirects.
It's definitely Yanny
I keep coming back for Perchy’s gags
He does have quite the collection, doesn't he?
And some witticisms, too. He doesn't keep those in his special room, though
Here and covered in the flakey remnants of £6 worth of Greggs goodies,which the dog is eyeing up,and yes I am naked
He doesn’t keep those in his special room, though
a.k.a. Mrsfry’s dungeon
Oh FFS.....
We all played Fred. It was too easy.
I see what you did there, well done! 🤣
I keep coming back for Perchy’s gags
He’s certainly funnier than any of the current crop of ‘comedians’ doing the rounds. He should be on the stage!
....but inside, I’m actually sad. 😢
I’ve said this before, the only single reason I do this is for my own puerile amusement. Anyone else who chuckles is merely collateral damage.
It’s nice to be appreciated though.
+1 PP fan keep it up.
Oh and it's laurel.
PP - you know your Izzard. Don't be sad. In my book that makes you more enlightened than most. Keep the wise cracks going.
Man Crush ?
Am I too late? I only come for the gifs thread.
I only lurk to see if I can be wowed/argue again with the awesomeness of SmurfMatt, oh & the humour of Beer, I liked Beer, I believe he has had a recent login under another name?
Here but I migrate to the biking forum in Spring/Summer.
It's a damned sight more positive and affirming than this forum if I'm honest. 😃
I’m here, hello?
Actually I’m the middle of the woods with a nice little fire, bike, wine, solitude; don’t know what draws me to this forum though.
Although I do this quite a lot tonight’s noises in the woods are quite spooky. Didn’t at all like the eyes that followed me as I was collecting wood at midnight...
If I don’t check in by 7am report me missing ‘somewhere in Berkshire, the idiot didn’t give a grid ref’...
Sorry, I'd have posted earlier but I was too busy boring people in another thread
Count me in.....
.but inside, I’m actually sad.
Tracks of your tears brother...
Still here very occasionally.
My 'P's' gone.
Got to endure the ads now.
Always been an occasional poster. Still post occasionally, although maybe a bit less since I discovered Elite Dangerous. That does seem to take up a lot of my non-riding freetime.
Mark d ...missing in Berkshire alert !
Anyone close enough to set up a rescue party ?
I'm not here, I'm off riding my mounting bike.
Well I've just spent way too long trying to make a STW Bunker film and seen it fail too many times.... it took ages to match teh text and the film,,,, So...
We all know the film clip and as there are some imaginary posters in this thread, you'll have to imagine how it went with the video....
Picture the scene in the STW Bunker, its the New Dawn, just after the fall of the Old New Forum. All the main STW leaders are gathered with the Mods and other STW workies
A door opens and GW sneaks into the back of the meeting….
C (Cougar), is briefing RG (“Resident Grumpy” Mark) who is sitting at the plotting table poring over a map of Eastern Germany…..
“The User known as Somafunk was posting from a Berlin IP address, not East Lothian as suspected… his code name was broken by Enigma, its’ CATAPOSTROPHE”
RG replies: “We fear the Wurst……. hes’ ….. lurking. Hiding under a Ham Banner”
C: “Resident Grumpy….. Mark……“
D (Drac): “Mark……. The Users are starting threads, saying Big Hitters and numbers are down”
Its deathly quiet… RG fumbles and takes off his classes, shaking visibly…… then he speaks quietly.
“If you’re not a Mod, leave immediately”. After a short while, only the Mods remain.
RG continues, getting more incensed with every word….
“What is it with… Pies?
Pastry cases… with a lid!
Threats of No Pudding, whinging cockbags….. smelling of cabbage and despair….
Cant post pictures…. FFS! All… Artesian Trousers, Brexit and Bed Wetters ! Cant log in, slow loading….. “
C: “Mark, its not easy migrating over 1 million threads, HTML everywhere in posts…. “
RG: “On the upside, less Audi bollocks and though Ling was funny, shes’ gone too….and Fred, Team Hurtmore, Jaimie…." RG continues....
"Sucking the last bit of Joy from this place….. Out in the Summer House… naked.
People claiming to be fake Panthers, Binners saying hes a Millitant Vegan, have they forgotten it’s a CYCLING FORUM! We even mention gravel, fat and e-Bikes… Three offline updates, its settling down now though. I did expect more posting but its stuck threads, stuff still on the first page for 6 hours.. no more Jambyfacts, Ninifin hung up over Israel….. where ARE all the Big Hitters…. “
Outside in a packed corridor, two secretaries whisper
“Joe Cocker, he’s gone too”
RG: “Its my own fault I suppose, too heavy handed with the Ban Hammer…. Drac…. can we…. Reinstate some characters…. We got Tj back….. all those awkward, cantankerous argumentative sods….. I miss them all.
I’ll wait for the film.
Artesian Trousers
Well, well, well ....that's a turn up for the books.