[Closed] Forum headcount please. Who's still here?

Not me. I'm riding my bikes.

Cycling????

Is anyone still doing that??

I like pies.

That Mr Corbyn seems like a jolly nice chap.

The idea of this thread poses an existential conundrum.

According to the soon to be closed "numbers down" thread some are banned. This way we can work out who the rascals are. Cunning plan is cunning.

*awaits email from mods*

Joe Cocker hasn't been on for a while.

Nope, i'm outside dagging sheep

(google image search if you don't know what it entails!)

Trolls allowed?

FunkmasterP reporting for duty. Are the pies free?

If I had known there were free pies, I would have joined 6 years ago, not six weeks.

Can you post on here under all of your guises?*

*not me I only have the one, honest mods.

They tried to hit me with the banhammer, but I said no, no, no.

What kind of pies are available?

Far too many bleeding heart left wing pinko liberal freaks on here for me to troll.......

What kind of pies are available?

Fist.

I've never been here.

A ham banner yesterday.

I'm here, but I wish I was somewhere else

I'm here for the next6 days then I'll be out on my bike

What category am i in.

Bad typer?

Here.

I was intrigued by who'd been banned so opened up an old thread and checked the "last active" for the people I was missing *wipes a tear*. Not active for over a week  suggested banned. However it would appear that some ex-regulars are just lurking as they had been active within the last few hours but I hadn't seen anything of them in the current threads I'd looked at.

Ugh. Just wish there weren’t so many... BUGS

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I am here, butt naked apart from a strategically placed smear of marmite.

I think I'm here, but if someone could just confirm that??

Is any of this real? I’m not convinced.

One contributor to this thread has previously referred to a casserole with a lid as a pie.

That can’t be real, surely?

I am here, and i like pies. Haven't been offered one though.

I do like tarts too.

You and me Binners.

Outside.

I might be here.....but it depends on the pies available.....

Get him binners. I'll hold your coat.

I'm still here. But I think I'd rather be here:

Is it just pies or is there any gammon?

Get him binners. I’ll hold your coat.

You  might need help.

It’s a big coat. 😉

Me, I'm here, just nowhere near as much.

@oldnpastit, you're going to have to sober up before you leave. You're seeing double.

I'm Spartacus.

Not me I left ages ago to dilute the forum.

I am Tiger Woods

Will diluting the forum work in the same way as it does with homeopathy?

I'm not all here.

I'm still here, not that anyone pays the slightest bit of attention though.

Has anyone seen Somafunk.

I went to live a life for a few years, what have I missed?

Hello, I'm here. Any of you care to join me and a few others for a ride in Morzine?

This thread is fooling nobody btw.  Obvious attempt to work out who has been banned through process of elimination 😜

What kind of pies are available?

Fist.

Are they XL finger pies

is it just pies or is there any gammon?

Gammon pie, eugh!

Is any of this real? I’m not convinced.

One contributor to this thread has previously referred to a casserole with a lid as a pie.

That can’t be real, surely?

I like to create some paranoia, even if I am the new boy!*

* No I am definitely not a banned member returning...or am I pfrog..I mean tdog.

Finished my homework angeldust and am allowed to stay up late tonight!!!

I am still posting as ctk but no longer posting as teamhurtmore.  Don't ask me why I won't tell.

I'm not banned.

The night is young

How do

Who the fu k is somafunk ?

Who lickspittals the lickspittals?

What about Ling, she was fun, any cunning Lingists in?

The night is young

... i have muse on loud with a beer in hand (seven souls for those who care). Mini Sims has already been down to complain he can't sleep once. Him complaining about too much noise is a bit rich!

40 replies only 9400 to go.

Here

I assume I'm here, but I may just be a figment of my own imagination.

Any pudding with the pie?

I'm here and so is Louise .

Pudding has been withheld to try and quell spirits further

Any pudding ... ... pie?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pudding%20pie

Like this?

Pudding has been withheld to try and quell spirits further

That’s quite true we’ve just diluted the custard.

mostly lurking these days as I cant be doing with all the know it alls

is she called louise?

I'm derek starship and so's my wife.

Anyone been on long enough to remember the pre-stw custard obsession?

mostly lurking these days as I cant be doing with all the know it alls

If if nobody spoke up against the Nazis where would we be now?

If if nobody spoke up against the Nazi’s

CATAPOSTROPHE!

If if nobody spoke up against the Nazi’s where would we be now?

DezB’s forum.

Sometimes here , since the change I find it hard to navigate the form and get loads of pop ups /redircts to competitions.

Sorry, fixed

I’m here.

I’ve not been ‘around’ as much - annoyingly I’ve had to work during work and I’ve been riding my bike this evening - met a Trail pixie and had a cupcake thrown at me by a Vampire in a wedding dress (that actually happened).

Junkyard and Jambalaya gone?

I've sort of given up for the last month as it got so bloody hard to read or quote posts, been off doing other things!!

The forum is slightly easier to read but quoting someone is still an exercise in buggering about 🙁

I lurk more than I post, but I have my moments. Thank you for your humour PP! Keeping it real! 😉

Junkyard and Jambalaya gone?

and somafunk