[Closed] For you design types and photoshop guru's

anybody?

Numpty. Do your coursework yourself.

its not coursework? its a mountain bike film im making....

have you the image without the blue filter applied?

that is the pure photo, no filter

you should take a rake to your lawn, all those stones are a disgrace, not to mention the damage they must do to your lawnmower! prevention is better than cure!

these hippies just keep throwing the chalk over the hedge 🙁

Think you might have had the white balance a bit off with this shot, did you shoot in RAW or just jpeg?

its from the camera on my, is all i know

very rubbish

http://twitpic.com/28ndmj

Looks like your white balance is set for tungsten, when it should be daylight. Very low contrast too.

i am aware it is a crap image, i just need it doctored as listed

Can't do any fancy cutouts but I've improved the colour a bit on my phone. Can't access Photoshop or my computer at the mo'.
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if i had wanted the quality improved i would of asked for it, also sorry but it looks worse

get her!

Where would I send the invoice to? 😛

Did you not realise that you were venturing onto the driving range?

i think credit is rewarding enough and the recognition as such, i have asked for edits before on here and it did get erm, silly

I reckon the Count has made a sh1te pic almost acceptable. Want complex PS work done? Pay someone.

Given how crap the photo is, I don't think there is going to be much recognition from editing it (you can't polish a turd etc) - and I also wonder that the quality of the film will be like.

The edit IS clearly an improvement btw. I have done a crappy version of what you asked for because I'm bored - but given your attitude I CBA posting it. 🙂

Before I do it I'd like to know exactly how you're intending on using the image in the film.

Thanks.

I've seen this story before

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html

Is this the sort of thing you are after?

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it would be an online 'cover' if you will to accompany the link and feature it, i can do the basics but details such as the spokes would be too hard and delicate for me

okay, I can see it working for that. Have you got a sample of some of the footage to give me an idea of the standard of the rest of the video.

I don't mind doing it to help you out but can't have my professional name tarnished.

Cheers.

no footage available atm

hmm, I think I might wait until you've made the video then before wasting anymore of my time.

You might find that you come across a better image once you've done some filming.

no footage available atm

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No need to mention me in the credits - I do it for the love of the work

Mate, you did it wrong, he wanted a black background.

i'm filming, we are waiting for the trails to dry out and be accesible

661s, Oakleys, Nike 6.0s, High Rollers and ting. Then a Carerra on a bland piece of bridleway.

Class.

Why not just draw round it using a graphics tablet and remove the underlying picture

CaptainFlashheart - Member

661s, Oakleys, Nike 6.0s, High Rollers and ting. Then a Carerra on a bland piece of bridleway.

Class.

plus plastic spoke/chain guard still on 🙂

no graphics tablet, and the carrera is my old, broken bike, its all i could save up for last year

Ralph, I didn't want to be too rude.

😉

well i know it was a shit bike, its not the bike but the rider who makes it, although a good bike does help

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damn it, didn't read the brief properly, sorry.

Thort Id make it more sik innit

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grum FTW!

Superb!

its not the bike but the rider who makes it

Looking forward to the footage all the more.

there will be very little footage of me, if at all any

brilliant

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😛

when you complete this task.

i did forget to put

please can you do this for me as it will be a big favour

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All my own work.

Genius. 😆

😳 Thought it said "Team Meeow" 😳

my mate has done it for me, he runs a small graphics buisness,

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and it is spot on 🙂

Grum's is better. Fact.

still some small issues but they are being sorted

Thought it said "Team Meeow"

😆

I still need an address to send the invoice to.

needs anti-aliasing, look at those horrible jagged edges.

if i had wanted the quality improved I would of asked for it, also sorry but it looks worse

That is incredibly rude. Count Zero went to the effort of improving (if you knew anything about photography/images you'd understand) your picture with very limited means, and that's how you respond? Someone tried to help as much as they could, yet you have the gall to criticise and not even be thankful?

You ask if someone can perform a relatively complex task for you, yet you show little understanding of what's involved. I personally have neither the knowledge nor the means to perform such a task, but I do at least appreciate that it is not a 2-second job. Then you have the audacity and arrogance to come back and tell everyone your mate did it. Why didn't you just ask them in the first place?

Are you deliberately taking the piss or what?

Well judging from that,

1, your rude as ****
2, if your mates a designer he hates you as that looks hump
3, let me remind you what a ****tard you sound

mumsnet photoshop gurus ftw

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what a great thread love it 😆

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That is a truly beautiful thing...

I hope fourcrossjohn appreciates the amount of time and effort that has gone into that wondrous object of beauty.

This thread has made me chuckle.

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\I love Photoshop threads!

hahah, nicely done.

my mate has done it for me, he runs a small graphics buisness, and it is spot on

If your mate wants his graphic business to progress, maybe you should suggest he learns to use the 'pen' tool rather than the 'magic wand' tool.

"my mate has done it for me, he runs a small graphics buisness,"

Why has he put a fat levitating cat doing a sh*t in the middle of your rear wheel?

Here's my effort. I'm afraid it's a pearoast from the last six or seven years - couldn't be bothered doing a bespoke version but it turns out that even typing in the URL makes the hourly rate considerably less than I'd normally charge, so look on the bright side eh.

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EDIT: glad to see that flying bike on the conveyor belt is still on terra firma as physics dictates.

EDIT: glad to see that flying bike on the conveyor belt is still on terra firma as physics dictates.

You had better be shitting me 😐

mumsnet claims the plane will stay on the ground, given the extra weight of a Halfords bike. And that's good enough for me.

Frickin' amazing lol, toasty you are a legend. Some great artwork there. 4xjon you're an unappreciative idjeet

I had a go, but it changed the scene slightly...
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No thanks needed..

DrP

Cereal spat all over the monitor at work this morning... excellent work lads!!

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I quite like this one...

Matt.

PMSL at this thread 😀

"Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free" has done the rounds in the design community, this one is next...

this one is next...

Already winging its way to mrs deadly and some of her designer colleagues. Hopefully, they're loving it. 🙂

my mate has done it for me, he runs a small graphics buisness,
and it is spot on

not the most discerning client though.

Good work people good work indeed.

Mrs toast's effort is truly the most delightful thing I've seen for a long time 🙂