[Closed] For those who don't like Nutella or dogs

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Thought this was going to be a handy hint about getting rid of unwanted nutella while reducing number of dog eggs locally. Does nutella actually contain theobromine?

The family's Jack Russell Chilli was trapped inside the flat in Twickenham, south-west London, and died.

*does not make tasteless joke*

So is there something specific about Nutella jars?

Nutella left on a knife or plate for more than 3 minutes actually has a harder structure than diamonds! Perhaps that had something to do with it?

So is there something specific about Nutella jars?

They act like a prism and give off brown light.

Brown light?

Its like dark matter only browner and visible

Awaits Noble Prize

I have a bigger issue with the storage of loom bands. They are about 6 months worth of uncool now. Thank f as they were everywhere round the house/car last year.

Thought thos was going to be a thread about the inappropriate smearing of Nutella on some guys testicles and then whistling for the family pet to perform clean up duty!!!

I was a bit wrong!

It's a surprisingly common cause of house fires, seems to crop up on slow news days