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The man tidying up the garden has just managed to cut through the Broadband, TV and telephone cables. Looks like I will gave to spend the evening making conversation with the wife. Anybody got any good topics?
Posted : 14/01/2014 7:43 pm
Coprolites
Posted : 14/01/2014 7:45 pm
Go out
Posted : 14/01/2014 7:49 pm
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^ we've been married for 20 years . Are you mad?
Posted : 14/01/2014 7:50 pm
9/11. Specifacally dustification.
Posted : 14/01/2014 7:50 pm
You could talk about how you are going to get rid of the corpse of the man who cut through the cables.
Posted : 14/01/2014 8:04 pm
Send wife into garden to hold cables together.
Posted : 14/01/2014 8:55 pm
Ask your wife to do some 'gentleman's entertainment' for you as the internet is broken and you can't access it through normal channels
Posted : 14/01/2014 8:57 pm
Obesity crisis? Avalanche safety?
Posted : 14/01/2014 8:57 pm