I have forgotten what this thread is all about as I have become somewhat distracted by this picture of popular female news presenters dressed in rather fetching outfits:

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Some lovely embroidery there.

just a couple of observations from this fred.

1st one for fred. i would love to be present to see you to tell teetoo to shut up in person.

2nd for don simon. so every bloke with a shaven head and tattoos is a racist???

ton, re: your observations, they're probably best kept to yourself when they're as nonsensical as the two pieces of bullshit you just put up there.

dd, why?

2nd for don simon. so every bloke with a shaven head and tattoos is a racist???

ton, because because because. Whatchyagonnado? Beat me up?

seriously, how can you say that all shavenheaded tattooed men are racist.
and i will ignore the insult.

dd, no mate, i am a reasoner not a fighter.

i would love to be present to see you to tell teetoo to shut up in person.

Come on Ton. Less of yer nonsense mate. 🙄

fred, seriously i would.

That makes a change ton. You've been threatening fist pie to everyone recently.

fist pie is a fun thing dd.........as people know.

Ton; you're just making yourself look silly now. 🙄

I don't say owt to anyone on here I woon't say to their face. Simples. It's the Rules.

I'm not going to discuss this any further with you, as it'll just get stupid and childish.

seriously, how can you say that all shavenheaded tattooed men are racist.
and i will ignore the insult.

fred, dont believe you.

Most of the time, I'd happily say anything I'd say here to the person's face. Except for ton, I know how he deals with dissenters.

Ton, you've never met me, you don't know me. So believe what you want. End of.

Anyway's up, Duke of Edinburgh.

My old man's probbly a lot more racist and bigoted than Phil...

fist pie dd?.............. 😆

fred, i do mate........believe what i like that is.

I'd be worried about the fat content in a ton-fist pie, the bigger they are-the harder they fall. 😆

don simon, lets hope you never sample a portion eh.

Is ton-fist-pie allowed in the you know what diet?

Whatever Ton, whatever. 🙄

Anyway, Duke of Edinburgh.... 🙂

EDIT: All that silliness, and bloody Don Simon sneaks in and gets the Wunundred! Bastid! 😡

fred, i thought you were finished.

ton - Member

don simon, lets hope you never sample a portion eh.

yeah right......... 😆

Ton; do you seriously think Teeto really gives a toss what I think? Do you? If you haddunt noticed, he'd actually done the sensible thing and walked away from what may well have bin a very silly and pointless argument. If anything, I've probbly ended up looking the more ridiculous for trying to instigate an argument anyway. I just see it as light-hearted banter, nowt else. Probbly just saw my post as silly and inconsequential as I saw his. It's you, however, seem intent on creating conflict. Why? D'you really think my comments were so provocative and antagonistic?

Lighten up, Big Man! 🙂

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fred, i dont.
i would just like to be ther to see you telling him to shut up......that's all, nothing else mate.
dont let it worry you.

Ooh, am I meant to be scared? Cos I'm a bit confused...

🙄

Chill, sweetheart. 😉

(Walks away as thread is probbly about to be closed...)

Met a hundred fat fukkas that telegraph the punches and speak over their weight, and seen them fall. Brain over brawn always wins, nob eb! (WTF is a nob eb?).

scared? of what?

that's all a bit uncalled for don simon.
have you been drinking?

that's all a bit uncalled for don simon.
have you been drinking?

Ooh good call Ton; it's way past beer o'clock, and I've forgotten to get meself a beer from the fridge! 😮

What a little idiot I truly am...

don simon, i did not mean the insults mate, they are like water off a ducks back.
i meant the nastiness about my heart that you edited off.

shandy fred? 😉

Hand shandy ton?

(well, you are coming across as a bit of a yanker mate)

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All this bickering, well, it's just not [i]British[/i], is it?

All rise...

dd, like always i suppose eh?

i meant the nastiness about my heart that you edited off.

don simon, you are telling porkies now arn't you.

and you already toid us that the bigger they are the harder they fall.

and you already to us that the bigger they are the harder they fall.

Met a hundred fat fukkas that telegraph the punches and speak over their weight, and seen them fall.

rather hilarious fist pies, then you must be willing to accept the imaginary heart quips. The bigger they are, the harder they fall, lightweight.

blah blah blah

yes fred, we know it is childish, yet you keep returning.
why is that?