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I’ve just heard those dreaded words. “Put the kettle on, I’m watching the ice skating”.

FFS two and a quarter ****ing hours of it. Again. Do they really need to clog up the schedules to this extent? Half a dozen D listers each skating for a minute and a half. 6x90 = 540 seconds. So what are they doing with the other 7560 seconds?

After this we will no doubt have to watch Lark Rise to ****ing Candleford.


 
Posted : 22/02/2009 8:45 pm
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Axl and chums had the same problem....

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain


 
Posted : 22/02/2009 8:47 pm
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The Exploited had a word of advice too:
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Posted : 22/02/2009 8:53 pm
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go for a bike ride!

Holby City + Mistresses = 2hours on a Tuesday night. 🙂


 
Posted : 22/02/2009 9:07 pm
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Quick, the skate off show's on!


 
Posted : 22/02/2009 9:22 pm
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Give them ice skates, give them knives, put them on the ice and last man/woman standing wins.
Much better show.


 
Posted : 22/02/2009 9:25 pm
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I never watch Tv.

Never seen Big Brother, or dancing on ice or X-factor.

Try making money or improving oneself instead of being a potatoe.

Or service your bike while watching Bloomberg finance?


 
Posted : 22/02/2009 11:42 pm
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Zasker are you Patrick Bateman? 😉


 
Posted : 22/02/2009 11:46 pm
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I never watch Tv.

Never seen Big Brother, or dancing on ice or X-factor.

Try making money or improving oneself instead of being a potatoe.

Yet you post on dire threads on here?!

😛


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 12:17 am
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Harry is right, they should rename it Dancing On F***ing Ice.

I have to watch it every other week for work and it does my head in.

Of course I wouldn't watch it if I wasn't getting paid to. Have you thought about getting earplugs and a book if the wife insists you sit with her Harry?


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 9:38 am
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"improving oneself instead of being a potatoe"

Learning to spell is next on the list of things to do instead of watching telly, then?


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 9:41 am
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Try making money or improving oneself instead of being a potatoe.

That sort of attitude will take you far! Why, you could even become vice president of the USA!

😉


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 9:41 am
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I have to watch it every other week for work and it does my head in.

What, being paid to watch TV? 'Hard job but somebody's got to do it' etc etc


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 9:50 am
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strictly come dancing is worse....

i think when it comes round this year i am seriously going to move back in with my mum for 3 months.


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 10:14 am
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Last night, my wife and I watched Fight Club. It was my idea, I reckoned she needed calming down about the possibility of being made redundant. 😆

OWN the remote.


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 11:13 am
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MrsDezB watches Lark Rise to ****ing Candleford, I occasionally glance up from my MTB mag...

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Posted : 23/02/2009 11:18 am
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Have you thought about getting earplugs and a book if the wife insists you sit with her Harry?
I use the time to go on the upstairs computer and slag off her choice of TV programs.

IMHO Strictly was miles better for 3 reasons.

1) Lisa Snowdon
2) It was shorter
3) Lisa Snowdon


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 11:20 am
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Strictly was better for the following reasons.

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Posted : 23/02/2009 11:53 am
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Samuri - Yep, I reckon people were only voting for John Sergeant in order to keep Kristina in. Yum!

Roxanne is my pick of the Ice ladies I think...

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Posted : 23/02/2009 12:06 pm
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Zaskar, sorry, but you sound very dull.
"Bloomberg Finance"??


 
Posted : 23/02/2009 12:07 pm