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Just taken the first satchet of two:
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In advance of a cameras in orifices experience day tomorrow.
I stupidly re-read the famous STW Picolax thread earlier which is still as funny as ever but has increased my nervousness.
So far the fart quotient has gone up and I am monitoring closely in the hope that my sphincter muscles are quick enough on the draw to catch any that threaten to overstep the mark.
A mate had it a year or so ago, she'd also read the picolax thread and was worried about the effects, turned out to be nothing like as bad as bluetone's experience, much to my disappointment...
So you voted Exit?
Reap the rewards 😐
[i][must resist looking back at THE thread.....my day will be lost to laughter!][/i]
Oh, and good luck btw!!
I demand up dates 😆
Well, ominous rumblings are heard at frequent intervals, but no arse action as yet. I am WFH today and have warned my colleagues that I have calls booked in with that if they hear a pained whimper and I suddenly drop off the call there will be a reason for it..
if they hear a pained whimper and I suddenly drop off the [s]call[/s] kids there will be a reason for it..
Ftfy
😀 😀
On a conference call and really need to sprint upstairs soon, discussing pretty crucial stuff so I'm going slightly cross-eyed hoping the call ends soon.
Good luck OP. Its much easier to just take the day off you know ! EDIT: just deciphered WFH, put calls on mute and MTFU 😉
On a conference call and really need to sprint upstairs soon, discussing pretty crucial stuff so I'm going slightly cross-eyed hoping the call ends soon.
Top multi tasking skills !
My back teeth would be floating by now 🙂
My mate claimed, 'the bottom fell out of my world'. At least, I think that's what he said.
And we're out of the traps. Blimey......
From my experience I wouldn't dream of getting involved in phone calls I couldn't end immediately whilst waiting for the magic to happen. It's not just "one poo and it's all over" either.
Did you put them on hands-free? 😀
Eye of a needle springs to mind.
Round 1 over. Feeling depleted.
22 minutes worth? Dear gods. Have you put toilet roll in the fridge for round 2?
My other half has a glacial digestive system.
She had to take some picolax pre camera action. Took the first sachet at 11pm, nothing! Took the second sachet at 6am. Not much going on still.
Was disappoint.
This is a sh*t thread.
All fairly calm for the last hour, but I suspect there's more to come.
suspect
suspect
suspect
I would suggest more than likely, rather than suspect...
Coyote - Member@bigyinn - She is sitting on a timebomb. Literally!!!
Nope, she had a normal-ish poo after the second, but certainly no projectile sharting.
BTW This was a couple of years ago!
Bloody hell, she really does have a glacial digestive system!
Thought you meant Pregnancy
A piece of boiled fish and some rice for lunch (all I'm allowed, joy) then sachet No.2.
Sure I've lost about a stone already.
So, generally a positive then?
My back teeth would be floating by now
And I've been sick in my mouth
Took the first sachet at 11pm
Ooh living dangerously unless staying up all night.
Nope, she's still pooing out last years christmas dinner.