Ah just rock up as Borat in a mankini and be the talk of the party.
Go as Arthur Dent. Easy costume that leaves you ready for bed when you get home
Introvert? Don the sweatshirt and hat, grab yourself a chair, close your eyes and wait for the end of the party. Seen me through 20 years of Christmas dos this outfit.
Go as a serial killer or a body snatcher, because they look just like you or me. Take along a (fake plastic) knife if you're going as a serial killer and want to go the extra mile.
Get a cheap judo costume and a lightsabre and you can go as Luke Skylwalker from the original Star Wars movie.
Go as Arthur Dent. Easy costume that leaves you ready for bed when you get home
This and make sure to spend the entire evening trying to get a cup of something that is almost but not quite exactly unlike tea.
Black shoes. Black trousers. Black poloneck. Box of Milk Tray for the lady.
Job done.
Or blue jeans.
Jobs done.
relapsed_mandalorian
Full MemberThe invisible man. You were defo there
Actually the invisible man isn't a bad one, as a fellow hater of fancy dress.
Wrap head in bandages. Wear a big coat, sunglasses, hat and gloves.
Job done.
Mate of mine once went to a fancy dress party wearing grey shorts, grey knee length socks, white shirt and red tie.
When anyone asked what he was dressed as he said himself on his first holy communion and produced a picture of himself aged 7 from his top pocket. Weird.
Two friends and I were going to go to one as Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy from Monkey Magic. None of us wanted to be Sandy so we didn’t go ahead unfortunately.
Actually the invisible man isn’t a bad one, as a fellow hater of fancy dress.
Wrap head in bandages. Wear a big coat, sunglasses, hat and gloves.
Job done.
That might be the solution! Ta!
There's only one answer to the favourite year thing. Blow-up doll. Inflated. Tape it to you, facing, but head down your (shorts, probably) and its legs up in the air.
Best year of my life. The summer of '69.
Good luck. And photos, lots of photos.
^^ 😂
