[Closed] Exasperation content. How do YOU clean your windows?

http://www.halfords.com/motoring/cleaning-products/interior-cleaning-products/turtle-wax-clear-vue-glass-cleaner-500ml

Amazing stuff.

Do what?

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I use car screen wash, diluted to about 20% solution in a spray bottle and then polish it off with a lint free cloth.

Works fine for me.

You sure the streaking isn't inside the glazing units? Now that would be frustrating 😉

Karcher window vac - I too used to hate doing the job - I don't mind cleaning the windows but getting back inside and noticing the streaks used to p*ss me off.

If the windows are fairly dirty I first use a bike washer to wet/blast them, then a bucket of hot water with window cleaner in it and a microfibre cleaning thingie on the outside. Then use the spray/cleaner* provided with the window vac and vac them dry.

* NOTE: buy the version of the vac with the spay/cleaner bottle - it makes the job *much* easier as you can spray/clean with one hand and vac with the other. The kit with vac and sprayer is cheaper than buying the vac and then realising that you should have bought the spray as well.

Step one: drink the alcohol, you're doing it wrong. Step two:wgaf anyway?

Srsly though, I use Windowlene and those grey paper towel things you sometimes still see in the gents - you can buy a box of 10,00000000 online for about £15. They are the secret ingredient.

I [s]can[/s] see myself getting [s]a bit[/s] obsessed with this.

Have you tried snake venom yet?

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I'm going to order everything suggested in this thread, drink half of it and get stuck in.

WGAF. IGAF, it's the futility of it, I've put it off long enough. 😈 😡

I pay a tax-dodging window cleaner in cash.

Outside - self cleaning glass 🙂

Insides I use Autoglym Fast Glass and a microfibre cloth. Same as what I use on the van.

wet newspaper FTW

Just leave it to the wife 🙄

I suppose I should have but I've not cleaned my house windows in the ten years I've lived there.

Karcher Window Vac does a great job for us. Borrow it of the inlaws!

vinegar and paper (best without fish and chip stains...)

GrahamS = R4 listener. They've been banging in about it for days now. Interviewing window cleaners and clients. Again, wganactualf.

GrahamS - Member
I pay a tax-dodging window cleaner in cash.

This ^

Vanilla, obviously.

Diluted Halfords car windscreen wash and a squeegee does the job.

A guy knocks on the front door every so often and offers to do them all for £20, inside and out.

I sometimes do the inside myself when the sun comes in and I notice the dirt, vinegar and newsprint seems to work. And elbow grease.

Karcher Window Vac does a great job for us

Steam cleaner followed by a microfibre cloth

Any old glass cleaner and newspaper ftw.

I do inside with vertical strokes and outside with horizontal strokes, that way if I notice any streaks I know which side of the pane they are on 😉

Twop Twip from Mr Pik n Mix. BOOM! You just don't get this shizzle on Mumsnet.

Just get a good quality kit (with brands like Ettore). I went with one like this... http://vi.raptor.ebaydesc.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemDescV4&item=110688792464&category=112579&pm=1&ds=0&t=1424696484004

Works very well inside and out, quick and simple...ive still havent used all the HG cleaner it came with after 4 years or so

That Karcher is £50, I think I'll try the the spray from Halfords and then I'll try hammering some smaller self cleaning windows over the existing ones.

wash , squeegee from left to right starting at the top so the water runs down the still dirty glass then cloth down the dribbly side and base of glass.

easy.

The best thing about cleaning really dirty windows, is that it's like giving the inside of your house a fresh coat of paint!!
When I get round to cleaning ours, the hallway/lounge look amazing too..not that 'dirt specced dingepot' it currently is..

DrP

I put cleaning windows in the same category as cleaning the car, the can't be bothered category.

We just dont clean the windows. Will I go to hell?

twinw4ll - Member
I put cleaning windows in the same category as cleaning the car, the can't be bothered category.

I had to go and buy some shit from Morrisons this morning. Bloody car wash was closed, just after I'd committed myself to spending six quid on the wax wash. Devastated.

I cleaned the windows on my house once. Were They streaky afterwards? I really didn't care enough to check. (Got rid of all the spidders though, that was the main thing)

What Cougar said.
Buy a good squeegy from B&Q. It is really easy to use and produces streak free windows. I just wash the windows with water and a rag then squeegy off. No need for any sprays or cleaners. Perfect everytime.

I actually polish mine with car polish, that gets them absolutely spotless AND leaves them slippery so that dirt sticks less and water beads up and runs off.

It has to be the kind of polish that dries chalky like Windolene so that you can polish it clean with a dry towel. As far as I can see the formulation for car polish isn't too different from the professional glass cleaner we used when I valeted cars as a student - just a heavier solvent to allow for longer polishing time.

Obsessional? Moi?

People clean their windows? ! 😯

Though I do wonder why it's so dark in the house sometimes.

I pay a window cleaner £5.50 to do it for me every four weeks. I get clean windows and all the time that it would have taken me for free.

Previously tried all other methods mentioned above with no success.

Karcher window vac + generic liquid window cleaner in warm water. Do inside everytime, sometimes outside if window cleaner has been lazy.
Takes about 30 minutes and are always spotless.
Lately been using the Karcher after showering, extends the cleaning cycle of the shower glass and tiles no end.

As a tax dogging window cleaner my advice is. Do not use window cleaning products as they are generally pants.
Easy way without applicator and blade is to use 2 microfibre cloths. Get yourself some Ecover washing up liquid and put a few drops in some water. Fill a squeegee bottle and lightly mist the glass. Wipe off with a dry cloth. On large windows use 1 damp cloth to wipe the glass. Use boiled water if its poor in your area.

Outside: pay a window cleaner.
Inside: Mr Muscle glass cleaner and kitchen roll